Desi Princess

Girl in Progress

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China wants my data. Russia wants my data. The USA wants my data. But no one wants to data me.

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Lack toast intolerant is the irrational behaviour that comes from being without toast.

But, dairy lack toast intolerant, is the irrational behaviour of being without buttered toast.

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I’m on season 3, episode 5 of girls my neighbor brings home behind his “real” girlfriend.

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Apparently, “No thank you” is not an option for here is your bill.

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Current status: Waiting to be offended at something on social media.

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Life phase: Food trucks > European cars.

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How many workout outfits can I buy without actually having to work out?

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Most arguments with Ma involve her asking me to explain myself, and keep my dirty mouth shut at the same time.

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The best diet is the scroll diet…Scroll through DoorDash, unable to decide what to order, until all the good stuff which didn’t seem so good when it was open, is now closed.

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I don’t need to watch This Is Us. The “real” us, is already a tearjerker.

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The best place to spend Valentine’s Day is at Target. You can spend on chocolates, spend on wine, spend on an imaginary boyfriend sweatshirts that would look cute on you too…
#14February

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Amazon has reminded me several times today, that I should be spending money I don’t have, on buying stuff I don’t need.

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Can’t tell you how many times I’ve looked up the image of avocado toast on the internet, to simply avoid having to “actually” make it.

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“Alexa, fix my life.”

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If you’re arguing with your girlfriend, and she tells you you’re right, you better drop everything, and start running.

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I wore a red shirt to Target and ended up telling Chrissy, from register 4, that she could have the day off tomorrow.

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My Anxiety Prime delivery service is on point.

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Sorry my eye rolls disrupted your sentence, please do continue.

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Rain drop.
Drop top.
What happened?
Why'd we stop?

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Sometimes I look at my bank balance and wonder why the crazy lady keeps buying stuff.