Ashish #Jazbati

#Desh ke liye kuchh bhi..
kisi ko chahiye #aarakshan, kisi ko chahiye #azaadi, humey to chahiye razai

[Byomkesh @byomkesbakshy]

This uncle is using the internet exactly how it should be used. 🎧😂

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

When Dharmendra Pradhan resigned, everyone knew that he wasn't involved in paper leak, it was more of setting the accountability, so making him resign was easy, he resigned and people moved on.

But if Gyanesh Kumar has to resign it will be more like him admitting that he did something wrong in election or voting list process and it will raise much more serious questions. Not like it's not being raised right now but impact will be much more, so he isn't going to resign that easily.

And if he isn't resigning then Opposition isn't going to sit idle either. It's going to be protest filled Indian streets for next 3 years.

Indian growth story and demographic devidend are being kept on ventilator because of incompetent ministers and dishonest institutions and arrogance of people in power.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

> these guys will tax your Severance pay even if you lose your job.

> These guys will tax you even if you make loss in stock market using STT

> These guys will make provision to charge even UPI using MDR.

But what they can't find is - income history of people driving Fortuners, Scorpio and Thar on road, buying multiple properties but never paid a single rupee income tax.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

The whole idea of Hinduism is you don't follow a single Book, you don't follow a single set of rules, you don't worship a single God.

You can be a vegetarian, you can be non vegetarian, you can worship God, you may be an atheist and you can still be Hindu.

By telling Hindus should not do this, not do that, not eat this, not eat that, you're breaking the core ideology of Hinduism and taking it towards that religion which you don't like at first place.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

> If you had outraged enough at 10% LTCG, 12.5% LTCG wouldn't have come.
> If you had outraged enough against Rs 1000 freebies, Rs. 20000 freebies wouldn't have come to win election.
> If you had outraged for high E20 price and low mileage, UPI charges wouldn't have come.

If you don't outrage enough on UPI charges above 2000, UPI charges below 2000 would come. They're just testing the water.

[Mr Lier @datasurgeonn]

Ladli behan yojna k liye -- paise hai ✅
Netavo k pension k liye --- paise hai ✅
Vidhayak kharidne k liye -- paise hai ✅
Rally krne k liye -- paise hai ✅
G20/BRICS k liye -- paise hai ✅
Media kharidne k liye -- paise hai ✅

Lekin UPI Infrastructure chalne k liye inki ganne ki tel nikal gyi hai ❌

[Dr. Rajeshwari Iyer @RajeshwariRW]

India can fix 50% of it's problems if the government implements just three laws:

1. Only direct taxpayers should have the right to vote.

2. The children of MLAs, MPs and IAS/IPS officers must study only in government schools.

3. And their families must receive treatment only in government hospitals.

When lawmakers use the same system as citizens reform becomes unavoidable.

[Ra_Bies 3.0 @Ra_Bies]

ईश्वर के रूपों को गाली दे कर तुम बोलते हो तुम्हें विज्ञान पर विश्वास है भगवान पर नहीं और उसी विज्ञान विषय में तुम 100 में से 4 नंबर लाते हो और आरक्षण की वजह से डॉक्टर बन जाते हो और फिर जब किसी बीमार का इलाज करते हो तो रोगी के परिवारजनों को बोलते हो “अब तो इससे भगवान ही बचा सकता है”। विडंबना भी थक जाती होगी

[Gaurav @Melbourne__82]

Dravid scored 13.2k runs in 15.5 yrs
Tendulkar scored 15.9k runs in 24 yrs

2.7k runs difference in 8.5 yrs when both played on the same pitches against same bowlers?

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Someone was stealing helmet from bike, so my neighbour made a video of him and sent me, I went to my neighbour house and slapped him for violating the privacy of the thief and not taking his permission before making video.

I think I'm eligible to be Rajasthan education minister.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

I've a feeling that Modi ji might be physically present in PMO but mentally "woh Jhola utha ke nikal chuke hain", otherwise he can't be ignoring geniune public concerns like E20, UGC rules and high taxtions of his own voters who voted on the name of Modi 3 times.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Out of all the promises Modi ji made before 2014, his failure to reduce corruption in Govt System is the biggest failure.

The frustration is so high among common people that people are making random website by themselves to report bribe and it's going viral. That's the height of hopelessness.

Don't forget Modi ji came in power after UPA2 peak corruption time but couldn't punish any big names. Infact many of those "corrupt" people are welcomed in BJP.

[Paramjeet Singh Berwal @ParamjeetBerwal]

A MUST WATCH 🔥🔥🔥

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

We as a nation should come together and thank to voters of UP. They saved whole country by keeping BJP at 240.

Imagine if this Govt had 400 MPs, neither Modi ji would be recording videos at midnight assuring students, nor JP Nadda would be standing at Medanta private ward with Sonam Wangchuck giving him juice to break fast at 1 am.

Always Vote wisely.

[खुरपेंच Satire @Khurpench_]

LOL 😂 😂

[Arun Arora @Arun2981]

Gen Z hai bhai ye…. Nahi aayenge samajh mein Saheb

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[abhishek upadhyay @upadhyayabhii]

“ऐसी सज़ा देंगे कि कोई भी “NEET अखबार” को लीक करने की जुर्रत न कर सके!!”

रविकिशन जी,

NEET कब से अखबार हो गया?

ऐसे सांसद हुए तो बेड़ा पार हो गया!!!

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Okay guys, Modi ji said that it is our responsibility to stop paper leak.

So, I'm offering my resignation because I failed to stop paper leak as I was busy working for a tech company to earn money and pay tax thinking that Govt will take care of conducting a leak proof exam.

[Arun Arora @Arun2981]

Oh bhai bhai bhai 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[🇮🇳 Vipul 🚩🚩🚩 @Iminyoursoul2]

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