Desi DHOTYA

Desi Did Not Happen Of The Year Awards. Stop lying!

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Happy Sunday!

[S A A D 🇵🇰 @SaadSays56]

Just arrived in Karachi and was booking a cab outside Bus Terminal and a guy came and said straight to my face "Bhai andar chale jayen phone chori ho jaye ga 😭"

After a while, Cab driver said "Sir 500 se zyada cash le kar bahir na nikalna"

What universe is this bro 😭 👀

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Finally remembered the password…. Happy 2026!

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

“Literally” did not happen. Eid Mubarik!

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Hmm…

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Long time no see. Hope everyone is doing well

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

@Merakicoco That’s usually how it goes. Good job on the reach! Doesn’t make it any less of a lie. Best of luck for SAT!

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

@prettypaki Sure they can. Monkeys can too. This story is made up tho

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Ho gaya?

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

@Merakicoco

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Maria is not at all honest

[Maria. @Maria_is_honest]

FUCKING HELL BEHNCHOD THIS GIRL IS FUCKING MOANING SO LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT TAMEEZ KAR LO THORI DO YOUR BUSINESS QUIETLY

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Park mai bhi Twitter pe bhi for lying outright

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

A lie

[Muhammad Tausif MD🇵🇰 @thinKerDrz]

One of my Czn sent nikkah proposal to his Ex’s home and got ditched by her with common cutter “Amma Abba nae manay”. So he did Nikkah with his prettiest Czn the next week and sent his Couple Shoot to her Ex with caption “Meet My Wife” 😭😂and blocked her.
What you’ll call it?

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

That foodpanda rider is the one who tagged us in this tweet

[Hassaan @h_tweets_stuff]

Ordered some “Azaadi deal” and the Foodpanda rider showed up and while handing me the parcel said “ye lein apki Ghulami deal becuase Azaad kahan hein hum”

I was like boss…

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Ye sunn ke cinemas mai Oppenheimer utar gayi hai kyu ke is se bari film nai ho sakti

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Ye saray doctors hi kyu same script follow kartay hain?

[Hashir @amoxiclavv]

I had a crush on a girl for 2 yrs during college but never told her. Unexpectedly, she saw me at hospital yesterday and said "arey, kese hain ap?" And I didn't recognize her and gave stranger expressions. She then said " sorry, muje laga k me apko janti hn." 🤡

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

True. I was part of that muhalla. We couldn’t sleep for months

[mhn 🍉 @catastopicblues]

story time !! some weeks ago i was telling househelp aunty about the plot of this book i was reading but then i got caught up in stuff and didnt finish the book until today she came up to me and said her entire muhalla is waiting for the ending of the book cuz she went back and

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Was one of them “Stop lying for clout on Twitter and get a job?”

[Ansab Ilyas @Sisyphus_04]

Today, a lady next to me at readings bought books worth 4 lakh 70 thousand, and most of them collectors edition
Yes, money can buy happiness

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Yes no surprise this bullshitting happened as the first message of a chat 👍🏽

[whydahi(Himesh's version) @vaidehihihaha]

mummyyyy yaar😭😭😭😭

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

Hahahahahahaha. Boys do have sharam & haya. But if you had some, you wouldn’t post this lie 😭

[MTM @iam_mtm37]

"Boys also have sharam & Haya"..
Few days back, a young patient came along with her sister (young too). Her sister was being over-frank with me making me un-comfortable.. Next day,after operation, while being discharged, patient said:
"Meri sister aapka number maang Rahi hain".

[Desi DHOTYA @DesiDHOTYA]

No idea why blood is coming out of my eye. Might be related to this monstrosity below. Holy f….

[Nida Kirmani @NidaKirmani]

The airport bathroom attendant to me: madam shaadi na karein. Aisehee rehein.
Me: aapko kaise patha hai maine shaadi ney ki?
Attendant: patha chal jaatha hai.
Me: 'kaise?'
Attendant: fitness!
Women can recognise how marriage wears them down but are trapped in this stupid system.