Desi Distraction

Just Desi people commenting on stuff. Like a box of mixed mithai really, there's always that one that looks a bit risky... do you just go for it?

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

@RinalPatel110 oh yeah, and now it's like.. do you tell the son so uncle doesn't send them to an Aunty next time? the joys of being Desi 😶

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

That really awkward moment that you should have known was coming... when some Desi Uncle forwards you PORN on WhatsApp 😶

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

the one and only Amitabh Bachan @SrBachchan reading the lyrics to Work by Rihanna... no for real! https://t.co/nikU9dbqP0

[ThingsBrownPeopleDo @BrownPeopleDo]

Amitabh Bachchan reads the lyrics to "Work" by Rihanna
Source: ScoopWhoop

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

when u've been jammin to a hit bollywood song, then hear an english song and ur brain puts two and two together... it was COPIED! SO PISSED!

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

How do we move forward? Build more bridges. https://t.co/0FJKNk0IiN

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

Desi Discrimination - Why are we such jerks to other desi's? https://t.co/0WrUHVyTUN

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

@jai_matt Thank You for the art!

[Jai Matt @jai_matt]

@DesiDistraction thanks for the plug! https://t.co/6jVkbPD8X2

[ThingsBrownPeopleDo @BrownPeopleDo]

As a brown person, I will always refuse to say something is too spicy. Instead I just play it off and die inside.

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

Does @diljitdosanjh even realize how addictive his tracks are?!

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

that feeling when you miss all of your desi fam right after a family wedding is over... someone get married soon so we can all get together!

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

Line of the day: "the best part is, her husband was an undercover meat eater too!!"

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

No event on earth can match the drama at a desi wedding. Not even the Olympics.

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

Rangeela Returns with Jai Matt & Lean On https://t.co/BRJ6VWgkXW

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

Desi-est Coca-Cola Ad Ever! https://t.co/TjP1AruhFM

[VISHAL DADLANI @VishalDadlani]

173 Medals for India, and barely anyone knows. I wish the media would look this way too, for a moment.https://t.co/XoM9RaRQd2

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Just had an English breakfast. Very impressed that Britain had the energy to conquer the world after eating this stuff every morning.

[Desi Distraction @DesiDistraction]

There are always many paths to take, but if you don't pick one you'll just be stuck at the crossroads.

[Harry ... @HeckWeAre]

"India fails Dipa in helping her win a medal in the Olympics".
There. I corrected it. https://t.co/Wxka2GkAQ6

[Atiya Hasan, MD @AtiyaHasan05]

I don't think Indians realize @iamsrk's detention is an example of the extra surveillance of Muslims in the US https://t.co/kSKGns3eZm