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@CarriePrejean1 did you ever imagine as a kid we would turn into a country where people are groomed to normalize this, and afraid to think independently for the wrath of 'bots' that might indicate they are doing something wrong for america? the cambridge analytica pulse is real.

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@TeamTalaricoHQ @KenPaxtonTX Ken and Adam sitting in a tree. P A R D ONI N G. First comes abuse. Then comes forgiveness. Then comes Trumps Pupateering in a baby carriage

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@DeptofWar The "lets die for Israel" machine keeps spitting out more controversy. Here's more Anglo-Whites sporting the 'typical Anglo/White/Nordic" image of American Christian dual-marcality.

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@RandyGoat there is a high propability that it was staged but he wasn't actually 'IN' on it. having a sniper shoot with that much precision is hard to believe he was would have put himself intentionally in harms way. Or Ketamine, which neutralizes fear. We have the receipts of K from theWH

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@DeTocqueville14 Yeah, the republican superpac pays for it. It's been going on since Cambridge Analytica. They are paid globally to persuade people through postings that's why it should be outlawed activity and banned from social media, you're always in the thick of about 20-30 "influencer" accts

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@RepBoebert the smell of fishsticks and baloney in this shot is priceless. I didn't know you ate so many daffodils, bae!

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@SpencerHakimian thank goodness for doubleheaded dildos, they're perfect for the two bottom situation. (Be careful trying this in Texas)

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@KenPaxtonTX But you guys said we'd get $5k if we vote for you? I'm so confused. Why is it ok if Trump gives us $5k but if Talarico gives us $100 you say that's shady?

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@ChuckGrassley BECAUSE CHUCK HES HERDING EVERYONE TO BUY A HYDROGEN TRACTOR. DUH. OR A HYDROGEN ENGINE FOR YOUR SEMI. BOTH ARE AVAILABLE TODAY.

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So apparently we need a National "Spank Yourself & Register Your Humiliation" Day to officially heal the nation and prove we can be trusted globally again?

Bureaucracy is wild y'all. 📉🤡 Who's signing up for their certified spank verifier?

#Satire #Politics

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@Marcellined8hh @DineshDSouza @hasanthehun so because they believe in a "fantasy" not substantiated by science and truth that makes a change in the equation? How so?

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@keithedwards so he's saying she's a convert? or whats his point. the recipe on the box dosen't match the contents of the cakemix?

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@EricSpracklen Aldi was full of people stocking up fearing the truckers armageddon

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@billifer1973 what animal species is she? just curious.

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@maxasteele I was watching this guy and wondering why he thinks he's trustworthy? His "I'm Christopher Reeve" moment is in 1986.

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@KyleSeraphin thank goodnees for his split priorities we gots to make sure BIBI is ok!

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@niccruzpatane @Tesla it looks like the johnnycab from "Total Recall"