desiguy

I'm just a desi guy

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I hate uni. That is all I have to say right now

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Twitter me timbers! I haven't got any ironed clothes to wear

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I can't believe that I have a couple of followers on twitter, might start twittering again

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wondering how arfeen godil found me on twitter when ive left twitter on the backburner

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Yay toilet door opens! It's like this every stupid fuckin day ... Sigh

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Another shit thing about being desi is you can never go to the toilet when you want to, it's always waitin in a damn que. Like it's a p ...

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a shit or something ... So here I am waitin, still lying in bed.

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Ok still lying in bed. But the 1 thing that pisses me off when lying in bed is 1 of my sisters accessing their wardrobe which is in MY r ...

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the retarded things about being desi ... Fuckin retarded man

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Just woke up still lying in bed. I always have a good sleep when I go to the bog at 7 and nod off again after. I'm glad I can get away w ...

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this time of day.

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Cant sleep. Why not? Dunno. Lying in bed thinkin ... Can't seem to switch off. I need a woman, yeah that's it.

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I think I'm gonna like twitter, I'm more of a texter than a talker anyway. I wonder how they make their money, hmmm

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Mum went to pakistan today alone, I'm a bit sad but happy the rest of the fam will behave themselves while she's gone. I really should g ...

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Testing out the twitter service from my phone, what can I say? I'm a desi guy living in the UK ...