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Desi Jokes
@desijokes
Where desi's Meet
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Joined March 2009
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Desi Jokes
@desijokes
over 12 years ago
#DesiJokes
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over 12 years ago
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Desi Jokes
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over 12 years ago
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Desi Jokes
@desijokes
about 13 years ago
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TSX, TSXV, US investor. Learn from others while letting you know my market experiences Flyers, Jays, Raptors fan. Enjoyed all their championships. Not from ITM.
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NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
Aurat-Muje Bacha Nai Ho Rha Saheli-Tere Pati Me Fault Hoga Aurt-Pati Me Fault HE To Kya Hua Pure Mohalle Me To Fault Nhi Ho Skta
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NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
Female police officer catches a drunkard:"u r under arrest. Anythin u say, will be held u. Want to say anything?" he replied, "Nice boobs"
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NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
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NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
Stoner Songs: Weed is good, weed is fine, If you share your weed, ill share mine..
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NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
Q: Why do they call it the wonder bra? A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
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NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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retweeted
NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
Yo mama so nasty she's like a nascar driver she burns 50 rubbers a day!
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retweeted
NonVegJokes
@NonVegJokes
over 16 years ago
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Barack Obama
@BarackObama
over 13 years ago
This election is too important to sit out. Register to vote before it's too late: http://t.co/yJzALY8d
Desi Jokes
@desijokes
over 13 years ago
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Desi Jokes
@desijokes
over 15 years ago
Sardar attended bio practical exam. Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg. Sardar: I dont know. Examiner: u (cont) http://t.co/7w6Rlcd
Desi Jokes
@desijokes
over 16 years ago
Tdy i wnt to Six Flags for da halloween thing I tried not to act scared, but the ghost surprised me The first thing i said was SAALA BENC#OD
Desi Jokes
@desijokes
over 16 years ago
Today, my mom asked about two of my friends. "So is he hitting it?" She meant hitting on. MLID.
Desi Jokes
@desijokes
over 16 years ago
Today, I realized why there are so many desi people in the world. There are no coupons for condoms.
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