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Aurat-Muje Bacha Nai Ho Rha
Saheli-Tere Pati Me Fault Hoga
Aurt-Pati Me Fault HE To Kya Hua
Pure Mohalle Me To Fault Nhi Ho Skta

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Female police officer catches a drunkard:"u r under arrest. Anythin u say, will be held u. Want to say anything?" he replied, "Nice boobs"

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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

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Stoner Songs:
Weed is good, weed is fine,
If you share your weed, ill share mine..

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Q: Why do they call it the wonder bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

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Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

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Yo mama so nasty she's like a nascar driver she burns 50 rubbers a day!

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How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Sardar attended bio practical exam. Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg. Sardar: I dont know. Examiner: u (cont) http://t.co/7w6Rlcd

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Tdy i wnt to Six Flags for da halloween thing I tried not to act scared, but the ghost surprised me The first thing i said was SAALA BENC#OD

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Today, my mom asked about two of my friends. "So is he hitting it?" She meant hitting on. MLID.

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Today, I realized why there are so many desi people in the world. There are no coupons for condoms.