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[SANDEEP PANDEY🇮🇳🚩 @pandey28181068]

एडिटिंग करने वाले को भारत सरकार ने नोबेल पुरस्कार देने के लिए आमंत्रित किया है😂😂😂

#PennyStockBuzz

[AJAY PANDIT Ssharma HINDU 🇮🇳 @ajaypandithindu]

कोई पानी पिला दो भाई… 😅
कहते हैं 5000 साल से पानी नहीं पिया इन्होंने,
आज तो इनका गला तर करवा ही दो! 😂

ये वीडियो इंस्टाग्राम पे दिखी तो मैंने डाल दी

भाई किसे है
@AnujShukla00009

[Colonel Rohit Dev (RDX) 🇮🇳 @RDXThinksThat]

You are against Encroachments 🤔

Liar Liar !!!

[BJP Karnataka @BJP4Karnataka]

Modi Ji: 3 consecutive General Election victories.

Rahul Gandhi's PR team: Look guys, we made a graphic calling him a Masterpiece!

[No Conversion @noconversion]

Only Hindus are capable of this non-sense

[Apurva Singh @iSinghApurva]

पर आपके पास ये रिकॉर्ड है। 😂

[Moana @ladynationalist]

we don’t hate her enough!!

[Mohit @Warlock_mohit]

Brutal 😭🔥

[Mudit Jain @MuditJain_IN]

Khera Ji. 💀

[Amara @Amara__Don]

My honest opinion about these Cute leftist Females..Do you agree..?

[भाजपा महाराष्ट्र @BJP4Maharashtra]

The true meaning of Escape...

[Rohan Dsouza @RohanDsouz92791]

Will destroy all the stupid illegal mosques

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

Bro became RTO officer

Owns 13 KG gold, 9 KG silver including 20 crore rupees Cash.

Owns 50 Crores of Assets. All these with Salary of ₹95,000. Power of Compunding.

[Ankit Jain @indiantweeter]

A van full of gelatin sticks was found outside Ambani residence during Uddhav Thackeray rule. 🤡

[BJP Andaman Nicobar @BJP4AnN]

If being rejected by the electorate in three straight general elections makes you a 'masterpiece,' congratulations on your Lifetime Achievement Award for failure.

Stay in the gallery; we'll stay in people's hearts.🤗

P.S. Never stop tweeting... the country loves comedy, both from your leader and this handle.

[Pakistan Untold @pakistan_untold]

According to Pakistanis, prophet participated in the recent Ind-Pak conflict. He chose to guard Pakistan's ballistic missiles instead of airbases for some reason.

[Ajay Jadeja @AjayJadeja171]

If the Indian Women's win the Asia Cup, it will be back-to-back Asia Cup trophies for Pakistan without even winning the final, as Mohsin Naqvi will steal the trophy once again 😂

[Ash @Ashsay_]

Babar Azam has just 1 Player of the Series award in his entire career

and that was shared with Justin Greaves

Let that sink in 😂😂

[The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️) @Indian_Analyzer]

Priyanka Bharti of RJD asked: “What has the Modi Govt done in education in the last 12 years?”

😭😭 That question aged badly in real time.

Pradeep Bhandari simply pulled out the GRAPH & told the camera person: “Zoom in.” 😂

🗣️"India’s research budget has increased by 82% in just 12 years.

And here’s the UNCOMFORTABLE comparison for the opposition:

> ₹50,000-crore research-budget milestone that the previous government couldn’t deliver by 2014 was achieved under PM Modi."

But Pradeep wasn’t done. 😭

Round 2: Railways. 🚆

Lalu Yadav’s railway legacy gets brought up, and then comes the COUNTERPUNCH:

"Under Narendra Modi, India has achieved around 99% railway electrification."

One side came with the question.

That “Zoom in” moment was brutal🎯

[sunny joshi @sunnyjoshiii]

In Delhi:

Congress was in power for 15 years

AAP was in power for 12 years

And BJP just completed 1 year

And now Opposition and cockroaches are blaming BJP for Delhi's current situation..

🤡