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The real question is- who is this dog and why does he have a blog?

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I can't even laugh quietly......🙊

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Flying is the closest thing we have to teleportation

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"The dr will be with you shortly" is the biggest lie ever

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@PaulVirzi Bringing your dog into a store- then talking to it like it's a baby. #completelyunacceptable

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@octo_pi yes I'm ok- Im just happy for you and little maddie love! You two found the happiness early!

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@octo_pi you're such an amazing girl- I love you so much and wish you and maddie all the happiness in the world- I feel you both deserve it

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So happy I can't even stand it

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One more sleep

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39 Songs To Go With Your Resting Bitch Face http://t.co/DzDfNYIyah

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Captain crunch is like eating glass.....that's delicious

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Germany scores

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"Cats in the wall- now you're speaking my language".

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City museum is like the best place on earth!

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Guys butts drive me nuts 🌰

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb..........wanna ride bikes

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I seriously hate bad grammar