Desiree Dee

I'm a psychologist. I consider myself an artist and a writer and a proud pet mom.

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@shondarhimes Just here to say I love everything you do. Enjoyed GA, LOVED Scandal and my partner and I are huge fans of Bridgerton. His only complaint was your seasons need more episodes. You’re a goddess walking the Earth. ❤️

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@heygregr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@radioladiorobin 🤣🤣🤣

[Elisa Stone Leahy MALLORY IN FULL COLOR @ElisaStoneLeahy]

Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can’t stop laughing.

[Jonny Diamond @JonnyDiamond]

Any single parents out there with 11 year olds who’ve completely given up on *not* swearing around their child?

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@JonnyDiamond 🤣🤣🤣🤣that happened way before she was 11.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Can we buy this?

Me: No. It's too expensive.

7: Can we buy it if you get a better job?

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@AlyssaOnTheEnd I hate this for you. ❤️

[Washington State Department of Health @WADeptHealth]

Gender identity is your own internal sense of self. It can be as a man, woman, combination of both, neither, or another gender altogether. An important way you acknowledge someone’s gender identity is to use their correct pronouns.

[Jacobra the Great @JacobraTheGreat]

Not gonna lie. One of the reasons I grew a beard is so I can have a fidget toy on my face.

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@JacobraTheGreat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Are squirrels cold in the winter?

Me: No, they have fur.

7: Then aren't they hot in the summer?

Me: Maybe.

7: We should build a squirrel pool.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Why are we stopping at daylight savings?! Ban 6am. Make it always Friday. Go nuts.

[shonda rhimes @shondarhimes]

"You just have to make the tough decisions. Make a choice and stick to that choice and if it doesn't feel right anymore...pivot." #tuesdaythoughts

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@shondarhimes Yes ma’am.

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@AndrewFeinberg Sasquatch.

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@jk_rowling Just stop.

[Desiree Dee @desireedeeo]

@manchild1077 That’s the perfect kind of drunk.