Desiree Jensen

Follow for food, sports, & basic tweets 🍸 (pronouns: she/her/hers)

[Desiree Jensen @DesireeeeeJ]

Note to all friends: Saturdays in the fall are for Husky football. Please try to remember this when scheduling events. I will skip football for you, but I will be bitter about it.

[New Heights @newheightshow]

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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to the Super Bowl champion @Seahawks! This defense was special. MVP Kenneth Walker was dominant. And Sam Darnold gave us one of the best comeback stories in a long time. Enjoy the celebration.

[Ernest Jones @ernestjones]

Ain’t you at home. Goofy ass

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

Seahawks go the Super Bowl!!!! Can’t wait to do this POD!! Let’s go!!!

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Sam Darnold’s comeback story over the past 2 years has been one of the most inspirational things to watch! Cool seeing him overcome!!! Congrats bro.
Hope you win it! 🏆
Go Hawks

[Tony Castricone @Castricone]

A 2-star QB scrambling for potentially the national-championship-winning touchdown on 4th down in his hometown against his hometown team after winning the Heisman for the most losing program of all time while his mother with MS screams for joy from her seat is possibly the limit of how good sports can get

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Seattle is LOUD after the @Seahawks' hot start 🤯🗣️

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Indiana killing Oregon after beating Alabama is a debt this Washington Husky will never be able to repay

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

The reason Demond Williams entered the portal days after signing a deal with UW, is because there's never been a consequence for players to do whatever they want.

Washington is drawing the line.

If you hate the "Wild West" world of college sports - you should be supporting UW

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

Look familiar, @themikepenix ? 🫡

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

The Mariners.

Guys, this is amazing

[New Heights @newheightshow]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING

TAYLOR SWIFT. TONIGHT. 7PM ET.

[Ben Heisler @bennyheis]

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the end of @60Minutes tonight?

[Chris Barnes @ChrisBarnes]

Who’s watching the Pope Draft?!?

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

Fuck you, Pike Place Market PDA, for pushing out Virginia Inn, a historic place that is even older than you.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

My favorite sign.

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

Mr. President, Ukraine did not “start” this war. Russia launched an unprovoked and brutal invasion claiming hundreds of thousands of lives. The Road to Peace must be built on the Truth.🇺🇸🇺🇦

“Russia Invades Ukraine in Largest European Attack Since WWII” @FoxNews (February 24, 2022) https://t.co/ra8R9PI9oj

[Sam Stafford (Wilson) @SamStafff]

Saquon Barkley saw the Eagles ball boy in the crowd and pulled him over the fence to join them in the parade.

Every time you think he can’t be any better, he shows you he can.