desisarcasm

Desi by blood. Sarcastic by choice. 🇮🇳
We say what you’re thinking. 😏

[Anzar Afaque @AnzarAfaque]

SIR पर प्रेस कॉन्फ़्रेंस के लिए पहुंचे प्रकाश राज, अंजलि भारद्वाज, किसान नेता युद्धवीर सिंह सहित बाक़ी सारे सोशल एक्टिविस्ट.

[desisarcasm @desisarcasm93]

@grok @Spideyytweetzz Don't worry brother, now I know Grok is a man. I'll keep it as a secret 😉😉😉

[desisarcasm @desisarcasm93]

@Aarontwips @Spideyytweetzz @grok Haan Bhai dono actress hai. Sarah Arabic on left and Angela White on right. But read about them when you are alone. The story of their struggle and pain is very emotional. It brought tears to my neighbours eyes. He was blind!

[desisarcasm @desisarcasm93]

@grok @Spideyytweetzz You chicky little bastard. You've got some fetish 🤤🤤🤤

[Sumedha @TweetSumedha]

Dear Sir,
Your fact check of our story for @reporters_co is itself misleading and untruthful.

Here is rebuttal to all of your claims one by one:
(1/n)

[Saurabh Bharadwaj @Saurabh_MLAgk]

Some Anchors were not comfortable to use iPhone Duo Diwali gift as it may have a spyware.

So they were given high end Dyson Air Purifiers.

They will use Air Purifiers but defend the Govt on air pollution.

I call those anchors were Sabse Tez

[The Observer Post @TheObserverPost]

UP: Footwear Shop Owner Mohammad Kausen Shot Dead in Ghazipur Market, Names Suspect Shubham Before Dying

Read:

https://t.co/BV26aWihhh

[Anjali Bhardwaj @AnjaliB_]

We have written to ECI regarding the major gaps that remain in it’s Nov 6 instructions, which allowed deleted voters placed on ASDD (absent, shifted, dead, duplicate) lists in 7 states to fill enumeration form rather than Form 6 to have their name included in the voter list. The instructions were issued following Supreme Court’s observation that asking deleted voters to fill Form 6 (with its declaration of being a first time voter) is an ERROR. We have demanded that-

1. Extend relief to deleted voters on ASDD list who have already filled Form 6: ECI must reach out to all voters who already submitted Form 6 (carrying a "first-time voter" false declaration) to now submit enumeration forms. They should be re-issued their old EPIC numbers and their Form 6 with the false declaration should be cancelled.

2. Transparency: ECI must disclose how many deleted voters on ASDD lists have filled enumeration forms and been restored on the voter list.

3. Extend relief nation-wide: The vital procedural safeguards shouldn't be limited to 7 states—they must be extended to all voters who were placed on the ASDD lists nationwide. More than 13 crore voters were excluded from the draft rolls and put on ASDD lists across the country.
Read our letter to the ECI 👇

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Hello @RubikaLiyaquat, When Yogi Adityanath said 1.27 Crore 'Hindu Voters' were deleted in UP during SIR. Did you question him on how did he arrived at that figure? Where did he get the data from? Does ECI come up with the data based on religion. Did you question any BJP leaders on many illegal Pakistani and Bangladeshi immigrants were deleted in UP or any other states? Here you immediately jump and stop the kid and start to school him when he questions the ECI.

[TOI Lucknow @TOILucknow]

A Noida IT firm's vice-chairman Saurabh Upadhyay (40), wife Menaka (35) and sons Vyom (7) and Shivom (18 months) died after their SUV hit a divider on Ganga Expressway in Hardoi. The family was heading to Prayagraj for Bhai Dooj and Chhath.

[Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends]

I got a visa to India and was supposed to leave this morning to attend the Bharat Summit in Hyderabad. I had been invited as a panelist and speaker on the future of media and press freedom.

But «orders from above» in the Ministry of Home Affairs have cancelled my visa.

Here is my message for @AmitShah

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

How pathetic and shameless it is to use a fake educational certificate while holding one of the highest constitutional positions.

[desisarcasm @desisarcasm93]

ये बहन के लौडे जज थोड़े ही है मसखरे है, माधरचोदों ने मजाक बना के रख दिया है, एक इंसान को प्रताड़ित करने के तरीके है और कुछ नहीं, इन्हीं बहन चोदों से इतने डाक्यूमेंट मांग लो हग मूट देंगे।

[Rokibuz Zaman @ZamanRokibuz_]

Gauhati HC rejected at least 13 documents, including the voter card and linkage documents from the 1966 voter rolls, and upheld the FT order declaring an Assam woman a foreigner.

[Neha @neha_aisa]

If there is nothing to hide, why so quick to delete the @reporters_co story?

[Muralidharan Gopal @muralitwit]

The Mahatma evicted the British.
His great-grandson just served notice on the vote thief.

[Indian Express Hindi @IEhindi]

चुनाव में 13 सीटें जीतने के बाद भी सतेज पाटील का पैनल गोकुल डेयरी की सत्ता क्यों नहीं संभाल पाया?
महाराष्ट्र सरकार के एक अध्यादेश ने पूरा खेल बदल दिया.
आखिर कैसे महायुति के राजेश पाटील अध्यक्ष बन गए?

जानिए गोकुल डेयरी की पूरी सियासी कहानी.

[desisarcasm @desisarcasm93]

@LiveLawIndia Just being a judge is not a conclusive proof of honesty, belt treatment for a month is.

[desisarcasm @desisarcasm93]

@LiveLawIndia Then mother f*ckrs tell us what will establish the the citizenship?

Stop telling the same shit over and over I have heard it many times.

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

Firecracker emissions accounted for more than 80% of Delhi's pollution load on Monday, a day after Diwali, according to the Indian Institute of Tropical Meteorology's models, highlighting the sharp impact of fireworks on the capital's air quality. The contribution came even as the city was already battling high pollution levels from multiple sources.

Read more 🔗https://t.co/7YJFo2A0iY

For the complete story, download the TOI App 👉 https://t.co/ogFaRsUKyn

#DelhiPollution #DelhiAQI #AirPollution #Diwali #Firecrackers