desi sigma

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[desi sigma @desisigma]

i have ranked all the foreign opening batsmen in ipl 2026 from best to worst.

completely unbiased.

feel free to disagree, but you'll be wrong.

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@WithOnlyOption ab ghodo ke race mein gadhe daudege

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@questguyontrip jara tasveer se tu nikalke samne aa
meri mehbooba

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@as_8809 timeline pura mess up ho gaya. content ke naam par simple post ka bhi reaction deke postmortem kiya jaa raha hain.

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X is literally an everything app now, including TikTok.

[Jana 👑 @JanaCryptoQueen]

Tested and approved it.

Very cool new feature Niki.

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Hey @abhijeet_dipke, you already have your spokespersons in India. Why don't they get permission from Delhi Police in advance to do peaceful protests at Jantar Mantar on 6 June?

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X is literally an everything app now, including TikTok.

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her forehead is so big, there's a lag between her brain and mouth. even real life has lip-sync issues. 😭😂

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my IPL 2026 XI. agree with it or destroy it.

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are americans seeing this post?

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winning an icc title is considered a curse these days.

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why no one is talking about payout on X? looks like everyone asking questions is getting their monetization paused.

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@Adult_humorr even the content creator

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anjana om kashyap clarifying her stance on online teacher's issue.

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@shubhank_singh I was confuse between both, had to remove one.

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my IPL 2026 XI. agree with it or destroy it.

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@soniya1425 @thenicks_7 @Imdead108_ybc kya hua finally?

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@thenicks_7 how did it ended?

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@_Kalicharan_ Bengali girls yes

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@CricCrazyJohns why we need a new t20 captain? sky just won a t20 wc.

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@vishalsah1986 Whom to kick out?

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@UmdarTamker @SarcasmHit what happened?

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@bodhan11 Yes. Don't want to risk.

[desi sigma @desisigma]

Update: The second girl rejected me 💔

I met her on the weekend and had coffee together. Everything was going well, but she was too straightforward and said that if we were to get married, she wouldn't stay in a joint family. That was a big red flag for me.

[desi sigma @desisigma]

I have two marriage proposals.

The first girl is beautiful, from a very powerful family, has graduated but doesn't work and has no plans to work in the future.

The second girl is average looking, works in IT like me, earns 12 LPA, and comes from a middle class family like mine.

My parents liked the first one but are okay with the second one as well if I am happy.

I am confused.

What would you have done in my situation?