desi ☠️

CEO of Pirates of the Caribbean threads and Ragetti defender.

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

Let me try to explain why Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann cannot meet in 10 years because of his curse. NO, not even on a ship at sea!

A new Pirates of the Caribbean thread ☠️🧵:

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

@tykismikkis Tío pues era clavadoooo y sabiendo que eres de Asturias, me parecía posible. He estado a punto de preguntarle si se llamaba Javi por algún casual xDDD
El pobre quería unas bravas y no nos quedaban

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

oye @tykismikkis no estarás en León estos días? porque TE JURO QUE HA VENIDO A MI TRABAJO UN PAVO IGUALITO A TI

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

@Noa25639243 @smalld3ath Si vas a insultar al menos no me bloquees justo después, tontapolla.

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

He's so special to me

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

Trainspotting and Shrek are basically the same movie; a thread

[໊ @buffys]

“my princess” and it’s a fictional character with a criminal record

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

Today is international pretty boy day!!!!

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Happy 49th Birthday to Orlando Bloom 🎂

[Alex @midsmoker34]

My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and said let’s change the world this summer

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

my favourite Lord of the Rings' piece of media is cast members wearing sunglasses while dressed fully in character

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

BONUS point: Yes, Elizabeth has a kid.

Why would she constantly endanger herself at sea in battles? Would you?
What if she controls a small fleet from land? Does that mean she has any less power?

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

"but Elizabeth Swann was the pirate King and she was reduced to a stay-at-home mom in the end"

SHUT UP

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

5. Assuming that Elizabeth is not doing all of this just because she has a kid and isn't on a ship...

is like assuming that Beckett didn't have any control over the EITC just because he wasn't always at sea, dressed nicely and drank tea.

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

@Marjone57 I like to think she maintained relationship with the great pirate lords, possibly built her own small fleet but managed it from her own home (although she'd go sail when necessary).

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

"I spent all my childhood pretending I was off somewhere else. Off with you, on one of your adventures... But my own adventure turned out to be quite different."

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

@asesoradeivan Lo que veo de locas es shippear a personas real que no conocéis, en general. Pero no sólo en OT, en todo.

[desi ☠️ @desithwan]

@jurislaw202 @smalld3ath @recardelinox Sisí, ahora sí porque ya te he contestado, pero antes le diste rápido al bloqueo. "Yo quiero decir lo que quiera, pero que no me digan nada."