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Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
Desi Uncle next door. I fag (smoke if u ritards didnt understand) I love fun, masti and red lable vishky. I own Burger Rajah
next to stupid Rednecks
Joined December 2009
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Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
about 16 years ago
Desi uncle is back !! Went to Australia for dhamaakedar masti
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
On more serious note
#Indians
#Desi
people need to learn self defense & arm themselves against
#Racist
#Australia
http://tinyurl.com/ydqzwn5
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Jolly Singh took a
#shit
through his swimming trunks while floating on the lazy river at Monte Carlo hotel lol
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Munna disappeared for 1 night in
#Vegas
. Came back with shirt torn and 2 black eyes
Who to follow
pure indian
@ILoveYo26457065
alone.
VincenZINo
@vin_4891
PUGLIA🍺🥗🍽🍻🍕ITALY 🇮🇹 ZIN 🕺ZUMBA ❤️INSTRUCTOR 🥰NETWORK 🌟25/02/1984♓️ PERITO📱COMMERCIALE💻RAGIONIERE🧰 93/100 FOODBLOGGER📸💯
R. G.
@GrindrRosy
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
#Hypnotist
made Thapar screw inflatable doll in the Mesmerized show in
#Vegas
. Never seen anything funnier. Now Thapar Missing in Action lol
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Me, Thapar, Jolly Singh & Munna went to Las Vegas. Did too much dhamaal, now Casino dont want us coming back, they cant rid of haldi stains
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Desi ghee is a good moisturizer and lubricant. Many uses of it, one of them being one of secret ingredient of Burger Rajah Special Sauce
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
need to increase Burger Rajah marketing...there are more flies than customers. Need some Bollywood celebrity to appear in our ads
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
meeting Lata finally in person, I chased her around for months on auntyunclehookup.com hopes she look just like her photo
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Watching Dance India Dance gives possibility that someone will invent Tapori Workout for Weight Loss, participants get out of breath on show
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
2010 prediction GNN Gandu News Network launches. There's lot of weird shit happening with these kind of people and the public wants to know
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
went to laundry room, saw an aunty hitting the dryer filter on floor to remove the lint. Phucking ghadee seems like an item from Dharavi
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Ok also fart-ology matlab Jo khao waise hi niklegi paad. Rajma kha kar jor se niklegi, garlic daalo to guaranteed niklegi this said by Kamla
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
If tatti-ology was a degree then so many desis would have a phd. Thapar said Meri nikli jaise bakri ki you know like small pellets
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Hangover at my apt: Thapar naked & bound with duct tape, dog peeing on him, 1 unknown aunty cooking the other is snoring in bed, crazy night
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM YOUR BELOVED DESI UNCLE. RED LABLE IS THE BEST HARD LICKOR IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD YAHOOOOO Koi mujhe jangli kahe Yahooo
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Watching Sridevi dance videos and drinking Thapar special: red black green blue lable mixed with soda one dring and pakoras is all I need
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Friend Thapar says I need to wear same red shirt for party since I'm his wingman, put oil in hair, chew paan and wear pleated trousers
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Attening new year party at Taj grill, going to meet lots of single aunties. Need to take pan parag, my flask with red label and Vaseline
Desi Uncle
@desiuncle
over 16 years ago
Part of the bomb was in the Nigerians chaddis, not good marketing for new terrorist recruits: blow up your balls to get 70 virgins hahahaha
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