Desi Uncle

Desi Uncle next door. I fag (smoke if u ritards didnt understand) I love fun, masti and red lable vishky. I own Burger Rajah

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Desi uncle is back !! Went to Australia for dhamaakedar masti

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On more serious note #Indians #Desi people need to learn self defense & arm themselves against #Racist #Australia http://tinyurl.com/ydqzwn5

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

Jolly Singh took a #shit through his swimming trunks while floating on the lazy river at Monte Carlo hotel lol

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Munna disappeared for 1 night in #Vegas. Came back with shirt torn and 2 black eyes

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#Hypnotist made Thapar screw inflatable doll in the Mesmerized show in #Vegas. Never seen anything funnier. Now Thapar Missing in Action lol

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Me, Thapar, Jolly Singh & Munna went to Las Vegas. Did too much dhamaal, now Casino dont want us coming back, they cant rid of haldi stains

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Desi ghee is a good moisturizer and lubricant. Many uses of it, one of them being one of secret ingredient of Burger Rajah Special Sauce

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need to increase Burger Rajah marketing...there are more flies than customers. Need some Bollywood celebrity to appear in our ads

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

meeting Lata finally in person, I chased her around for months on auntyunclehookup.com hopes she look just like her photo

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

Watching Dance India Dance gives possibility that someone will invent Tapori Workout for Weight Loss, participants get out of breath on show

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

2010 prediction GNN Gandu News Network launches. There's lot of weird shit happening with these kind of people and the public wants to know

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went to laundry room, saw an aunty hitting the dryer filter on floor to remove the lint. Phucking ghadee seems like an item from Dharavi

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Ok also fart-ology matlab Jo khao waise hi niklegi paad. Rajma kha kar jor se niklegi, garlic daalo to guaranteed niklegi this said by Kamla

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

If tatti-ology was a degree then so many desis would have a phd. Thapar said Meri nikli jaise bakri ki you know like small pellets

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

Hangover at my apt: Thapar naked & bound with duct tape, dog peeing on him, 1 unknown aunty cooking the other is snoring in bed, crazy night

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM YOUR BELOVED DESI UNCLE. RED LABLE IS THE BEST HARD LICKOR IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD YAHOOOOO Koi mujhe jangli kahe Yahooo

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

Watching Sridevi dance videos and drinking Thapar special: red black green blue lable mixed with soda one dring and pakoras is all I need

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

Friend Thapar says I need to wear same red shirt for party since I'm his wingman, put oil in hair, chew paan and wear pleated trousers

[Desi Uncle @desiuncle]

Attening new year party at Taj grill, going to meet lots of single aunties. Need to take pan parag, my flask with red label and Vaseline

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Part of the bomb was in the Nigerians chaddis, not good marketing for new terrorist recruits: blow up your balls to get 70 virgins hahahaha