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professional homemaker | wearing workout clothes 932 days a week | shitposting on here & swiftie ☼⋒♥❊ 👻- mcdesss

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

Honestly I thought I was the coolest thing that walked this fine green earth, and I’m here to let you know… I don’t regret it. I think it’s awesome how awesome I thought I was. I mean, I wasn’t 😂 but at least I thought so ya know

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

🚨| Elizabeth Taylor’s son, Christopher Wilding, stated that he sees Taylor Swift as “a rare and positive role model for girls,” adding that he’s always admired her philanthropy and courage to stand up for what she believes—noting that he believes Swift and his mother shared similar qualities & would've gotten along well if they'd ever had the opportunity to meet.

—He also said he’s excited and intrigued to listen to track 2 of The Life of a Showgirl, which is named after his mother

[𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓀𝓁𝑜𝓇𝑒 | fan account ❤️‍🔥 @cardigan_swift]

“To catch everyone up who doesn’t know about this saga”

TAYLOR BE SO SERIOUS WE JUST WATCHED A DOOR ON YOUR WEBSITE FOR FOUR HOURS #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

@taylornation13 is LITERALLY the only reason I even have or use this app.

#CLOWNING 🤡

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

Have an oily feet vid ready to bring in some monies 🩷 #feetworshi̇p #feetfetısh #feetmen

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

#SnapchatInteractions
Me: *accepts friend request*
Them: “How old are you & are you single?”
Me: “31 & yes”
Them: “I have a huge cock and muscles”
Me: “Congratulations!”
Them: “Thx!”

Okay pal lmao

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

@lamar2124 Morning handsome 💕😂

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

Do dudes like being called handsome?

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

@lamar2124 So like a good morning handsome isn’t too cheesy ? Lol

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

I just received a Snapchat asking me “$500 for a night with you”… lmao when asked why tf he said cuz I was the most beautiful woman on the planet.

Like bro dog who are you & are you ok? Cuz no? 😂

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

Cute guy on tinder….. his bio: “drive fast and eat ass” 💀😂 *swipe left*

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

If you add me by search on snap I automatically don’t trust you 👀

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

@perfectlyfine89 They are the cutesttttttt

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

not them BOTH fanning themselves at the sight of the other looking hot 😂

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

It’s crazy you can be mutual friends w/ like 14 different dudes & everything is always fine, there’s no drama. But the second you start interacting w/two females, you have drama within hours 😂😭 like wtf. No thx. I’ll keep my besties & let yall do ya thing. No new friends 🙅🏼‍♀️

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

Imma guess idk wtf demure means because I am very undemure 😅 lmao

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

Ya know, I’m pissed that when I have feelings in my heart that my eyes water profusely. I’m over it 😤 something is wrong with me 😂 I must be allergic to emotions or something

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

Whose tryna buy my TikTok shop cart today 👀

[d e s ⸆⸉ @deskatepierce]

I've been using the therapy service BetterHelp and I wanted to spread the word. Use this link for two free weeks: https://t.co/2XK18eeXuz

[The Life of Z A N A 〄 @TheLifeofZANA]

Taylor can do the funniest thing possible and release Digital Versions of TTPD to block his @$$