d

i got hella sauce like soy you uglass lil boi

[d @desmbro]

I was cutting onions and

[d @desmbro]

brining this back for june 🤸🏼‍♂️

[Conor @ConorK456]

One year ago today we got an all timer line delivery, and cinema was changed forever

[d @desmbro]

no

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

People who don't plug their phones in before bed and just wake up and continue their day with the phone being at 29 percent or lower are you okay mentally?

[Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey]

Bro

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[🧚🏿‍♀️ @taiwo2turnt]

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

[jazyn @notjasond100]

cant believe this thing cheated on meg.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bruno Mars tells Anderson .Paak that he’s “debt-free” at The Romantic Tour in Las Vegas:

“I paid the casino off a long time ago”

[NASA @NASA]

Even in darkness, we glow.

In this image of Earth taken by the Artemis II crew, we can see the electric lights of human activity. In the lower right, sunlight illuminates the limb of the planet.

[NASA @NASA]

1972 ➡️2026
Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Artemis II crew captures new photo of Earth.

[Helena Of Troy @nikita_helene]

accounting in school:
my answer was off by $500.
examiner: fail

accounting in real life:
there's a $50k floating about and we don't really know where it's supposed to be
manager: just put it somewhere and move on

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

[Complex Style @ComplexStyle]

Trinity Rodman just became the highest-paid women’s footballer of all time while wearing a double-breasted Willy Chavarria suit, iced-out Adidas grills, and the sickest nails

[23 @RENAWlLLlAMS]

naomi osaka i will never forget this serve

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy birthday to the woman who lights up every room she walks into. I love you, Miche.

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

🌹

[d @desmbro]

BRUNO

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

My album is done.

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family