Desiree

she/her

[Jordan A. Hayles @MR_STiXX]

Dancehall Queen mi seh

[vo @vanillaopinions]

subway takes is shot on a sound stage in los angeles btw

[amber @dumbamber]

when I would smoke weed with my mom when I was in highschool she would get so high that if i called her “mom” she would feel immense guilt so i called her scooter

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

[m @msnetik]

Chad Michael Murray Freaky Friday clocked

[ISLAND BOY 🏝🍒 @ISLANDBOYY11]

so Jay Z somewhere chasing me through Six Flags fr?

[A @seattleiminyou]

I don’t believe there’s any reason to do burpees

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

can’t wait till jelly roll makes his statement next week so i can finally make sense of the world

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Justin Bieber thinks he’s Dijon. Dijon thinks he’s Prince. And Prince thinks he’s Zooey Deschanel.

[a @ihcarama]

justin bieber think he dijon, dijon think he frank ocean, and frank ocean think he thomas pynchon

[Spencer Thomas @byspencerthomas]

i’m confused, does this guy own the glambot? why is he the executor of the glambot’s will?

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

My truth is that I think Jacob elordi and Chip resemble each other

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

so much shade in “the seventh”

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

😭😭😭 me from toronto

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Why Future look like Bojack Horseman

[untitled7549 @untitled7549t]

Mamdani: he he yes I did smoke pot tee hee

Cuomo: absolutely not. that’s disgusting and disgraceful

Silwa:

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I used to go hoarse in my mama house trying to sing this at the top of my lungs, lmfaooooooo 💀