Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish

Just waiting on Tommy Birch to slide into my DMs again

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

Yearly plea for Iowa to scrap the home whites for basketball and just stick with the gold.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@05HAWKI There’s no way to know that when you’re dealing with a disease that nobody on the planet had heard of six weeks ago. If democrats want to use this as a club, it’s on them, but they can’t wonder why nobody takes them seriously.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@05HAWKI Then it would make sense for the media and democrats not to try to start a panic in an effort to undermine the president.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

Ize is besting the holy fuck out that dead horse, isn’t he?

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@ErinandEmmainFL @TristyMc @CycloneLarry69 Those must be fairly large counties then cuz its literally the next county east.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

Iowa States punter though 🙃

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Just a light 450 for Tristan Wirfs 😅 (via @HawkeyeFootball)

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@FantasyHawkeye @BossBeard53 He’s fine.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@hawkize

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@GrantMahoney_ K. Won’t matter if they are. Carolina was top 10 this year, look where they’re at.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

Marked for posterity.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@CycloneLarry69 @TristyMc I’ll stand by Madison being the booziest of them all

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@TristyMc @CycloneLarry69 It’s the next one over, my bad.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

Can’t bench though.

[Brandon Thorn @BrandonThornNFL]

Wirfs jumped a 10-1 in the broad 👀

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@GrantMahoney_ In any event, early season polls in basketball are garbage. Nothing matters but the tournament.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@KatieJo512 Not 100% positive?!

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

Posts like this are an nba fan thing, right?

[shlime @ShlimeBalls]

Start, Bench, Cut🤫

Who y’all got?👀

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@thebstiles I don’t know how on earth you’d remember something like that.

[Not Cool Enough For Billie Eilish @desmith80]

@pfrumors @Hawks101101 Filed under “stories from a month ago.”