Desmond Devlin

Writer of jokes, gags, quips, japes, wisecracks, ripostes, one-liners, aphorisms, pith, and the occasional epigrammatical bon mot. Now working at Roget's.

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𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗣 is published! Copies are shipping right now!

Contains 12 MAD-style parodies of Citizen Kane; Psycho; Blues Brothers; Toy Story, The Princess Bride & more.
With 20 additional pages of movie comedy.

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗣 can be ordered here:

https://t.co/uLiqE906nv

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Auschberger's.

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Michael Jackson has never looked sexier.

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@suisgeneristoo @davidcinema Don't die! "Unforgiven" was the 15th film directed by Clint Eastwood.

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The prodigious comics critic and historian Tom Spurgeon died 5 years ago. He has never been replaced, nor has his Comics Reporter site.

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@TheRealityComix @art4mad Most of the books have been sold, but not all of them. Copies of Claptrap are still available at https://t.co/g5zUGa6Rsm

@art4mad Tom Richmond will have an artist's table at New York Comic-Con next weekend. And I will be there with him on Saturday the 19th.

Again, thanks!!

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@TheRealityComix @art4mad Well, aren't you a sweetie pie! Glad you like the book.

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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!

THEY’RE EATING THE CATS!

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Today, my cat threw up on my cell phone.

I would post a photo, but as I said, my cat threw up on my cell phone.

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@davidcinema Nothing really happens in "The Wizard of Oz." Dorothy wakes up with the exact same problems in the exact same location. Bye-bye, Toto!

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@PopulismUpdates Wyatt Earp could have watched the first television broadcast.

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CBS News headline:
Woman dies after getting caught in baggage carousel at Chicago O’Hare

Memorial viewings will be at 2 PM, 2:04 PM, 2:08 PM, 2:12 PM....

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@mattcohen2 @NRockwellMuseum @art4mad @swellzombie @MADmagazine I apologize for the fading references in the first panel of that Harry Potter page.

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We'll be on in the 8-9 PM hour (Eastern time).

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If you love MAD magazine, or are into tenants’ rights, you’re certain to enjoy our next show — featuring Aaron Carr (Housing Rights Initiative), and Tom Richmond & Desmond Devlin (two of the creatives behind the beloved American humor magazine — MAD).

Call in during the live program and get a FREE copy of CLAPTRAP — Richmond & Devlin’s latest book.

SHAKE IT OFF with us LIVE, on Sunday night, 7-9 pm (Eastern), AM970!

For more info, link here: https://t.co/3MByK3E45P

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@HmJileswrites From Feb 1941 to Aug 1944:

The Lady Eve
Sullivan's Travels
The Palm Beach Story
The Miracle of Morgan's Creek
Hail the Conquering Hero

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@HmJileswrites The Gold Rush
The Circus
City Lights
Modern Times
+
The Great Dictator

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@mofo_mhe @atrupar And if there's one thing that Donald Trump holds sacred, it's when THE VOTERS HAVE ALREADY, AND LOUDLY, SPOKEN.

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@atrupar Julius Caesar's murder never would have happened if Trump was still president. DEMOCRAT CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL.

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@ATRightMovies A Star is Born (1954)