Desmond

Just-ah moppin up some-ah DNA puddles and demon poop

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Puppy

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Im getting a puppy! Hopefully it dont poo..

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200 followers! Yess

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Poop + desmond = death by janitor

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Poop u shall be no more

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*sees something surprising* SATAN!

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If this show isnt heaven then idk what is :)

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Poop be like im stanky

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Poop be like hey lemme get all up in yur nose

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If da world ever ran out of air all we'd have tah do is break open Trishas head.

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Only i know what death smells like

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Wats da best present for a toilet? Not missing da damn bowl

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Those moments you literally want to kill someone

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Lol the moment when theres an awkward moment

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Lol shea save yourself a step

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Todays episode was fergalicious

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I need a vacation fah away from de toilets

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When people ask me if I like my job I stare at dem wit my "I'm a black man wit a gun face, don't let de accent fool you".

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Lol "Who the fuck would watch that show?"

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Trisha stop carryin around dat pee stick girl!