deso

Software Developer, Football fan, Guitarist

There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors

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@christianosway @MasonAddison9 Possibly true. I’d like to see some similar data for all clubs What this does show tho, is that it’s not an even bias. 1 club consistently is favoured

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@christianosway @MasonAddison9 This site attempts to objectively quantify 'honest mistakes' as xP over a season albeit through a Celtic v The Rangers lens . Methodology is documented. https://t.co/lz3Op55Cqc

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@barenakedladies I managed to get the last ticket on the Assembly Rooms website for the Edinburgh gig. Was fantastic, and I also get to say I got the last ticket of the Tour. Please come back before we’re _all_ too old 🤪

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@edokoevoet No thanks

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Twitter is just clickbait now

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

Inflation in Spain has fallen to 2% - here’s why https://t.co/MEUwDoOl7q “Spain capped energy prices by more than the UK, lowered the cost of public transport, taxed excess profits and put in place limits on how much landlords can raise rents”.

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@CassiusCuvee I’ll be fine

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@tirnaog_09 @ScouseTims Danny Mcgrain illustrating how to be a world class fullback in summed up 15 seconds

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

This is absolutely magnificent…

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@AJDT1989 I had him down as a lot of things but never a vampire. But here he is casting not shadow

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@TheCelticWiki The new years game against them 2011/12. We were behind in the league. Joe Ledley headed us into the lead which leapfrogged us top of the league. Crowd erupted into ‘We shall not be moved’ .

And we weren’t

And 2 months later they went bust

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@Paulloughran1 @TheCelticWiki @BishopCrosasCSC ‘Jungle’ also by ELO was on the Out of The Blue album would have been a much better choice ! It was never a single though so maybe not 🤷🏼

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@ScouseTims @CelticFC

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@phederman @susie_dent I love this diagram . But .... I still use that phrase. It's.just easy to start an email with it . Does that make me a bad person

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@unix_ninja N f5-d4 mate

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https://t.co/9L21SyOwCK

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Chortle chortle

[Mark 🍀 @minimark3324]

Absolutely buckled 😂 made Australian news.

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@rangerstaxcase @CQN Excellent. You should write for a living😜

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Classic Dreben!

[Police Squad! @policeincolor]

I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area.
But I couldn't find any evidence.
I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters.
#PoliceSquad

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@TadhgHickey Apparently it’s now called ‘Direct Feedback’

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@lawrencedonegan If you're offered $780m and turn it down to fight a case you may lose then you're effectively gambling $780m of your own money for an undefined return that could be less. No stakeholder would let a business do that