This is really a microcosm of the Black experience. Imagine you’re chilling on your phone in line & minding your own business. Now you’re in a viral video bc some weird White lady forgot her umbrella & is making it YOUR problem
So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man
Sometimes I accidentally accept the bare minimum trying to be considerate of what others are going through & that is a habit I need to let go of expeditiously
ppl who are scared to be 30+ and/or make fun of someone for being 30+ are such fucking loserssss omg your life is so empty and you are an empty shallow person if you think life ends when you stop being young like get a fucking grip
Some guy in the row in front of me said “nah you’re on your own after that” when mj asked him to bring her home. Like yeah dude that’s why you’d never be spiderman you’re not that guy pal
Yesterday, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a movie. Today, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a different movie. It has been a good weekend.