Dylan Alexander

The author previously known as Jaret Martens.

[Pinball FX @PinballFX]

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[Pinball FX @PinballFX]

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[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@poliscitweet @serkanglatt @AlannaBennett Right? And the odd times we got participation ribbons in tack and field were meaningless because we knew they meant we didn't perform well enough.

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

I was supposed to be at the Eras Tour tonight, but with flights and hotels jacking up their prices, it would have cost thousands to attend. I'm gutted that Canada has made travel impossible 😞

[SassyLassie @SassyLassie72]

What we know so far ….. #USAElection2024 #Election2024 #ElectionDay

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@kat_tastic There's always clowning for Karma (the album) to sustain us!

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

Writers, this is perhaps the best video I've ever watched on telling great stories. #Writer https://t.co/yLYLeLtiIS

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@benvyle THIS!

Wikipedia needs to stop being demonized. It not only gives you the source of most information, but it presents it in a way that's actually legible.

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

Y'all, get on this! Support the hell out of debut authors!

[Dread Singles @hottestsingles]

ICYMI finished copies of my debut novel have arrived! The UK release date is Nov 7th so you still have a little bit of time to get a preorder in! The Abyss would appreciate it greatly if you did. 🖤🦷

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@bookmarkobrien @jenazantian I keep returning to this announcement. There's so much despair in publishing, but seeing someone recognize you and your exquisite taste (see: Taylor Swift) returns me to a place of hope. I'm so pumped for you!

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

This is a self directed tweet.

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

You have low self-esteem? Have you considered that you've been masking for so long that you haven't given the real you a chance to be not just accepted but celebrated?

Are you so afraid of being disliked that you won't let yourself be liked?

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@bookmarkobrien @jenazantian SO DESERVED! We love to see it!

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@JediHippo @ADHDForReal What a horrid line of thinking.

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@Lbabinz Sony, we are suffering up here! Almost $1000 is crazy!

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@_FakeGamerGirl Any tips? I'm about to run my own but it's 🎆a lot🎆

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

Marianas Trench and Lights out here with new music? We're back in the 2010s, y'all!!!

[Lights @lights]

U kno what to do

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@megannnx7 YES! Also, the way he says "balloons" earlier scratches my brain in the best way.

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@jackofallgames7 An absolute stunner. She is the moment.

[Dylan Alexander @desomite]

@kat_tastic The callback to Ever After altered my brain chemistry. That 4-note leitmotif is perfection ❤️

Haven is up there, but I've been looping Into The Storm. The crunchy synths after Josh sings "Always on the Radio" scratch my brain just right.