Crystal and Phoebe

marriage, motherhood and manners in the nation's capital

[Crystal and Phoebe @desperateindc]

Improve your communication in divorce, right now, and get the support you deserve too! #divorce #coparenting https://t.co/PjNLbMdCw0

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Is it true that royals never get gas in any form?#royalwedding #meganmarkle https://t.co/cp0M5jvP7Q

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I always somehow knew we shared one brain, Phoebe! https://t.co/iqlWe0WlwQ

[Crystal and Phoebe @desperateindc]

Phoebe, I'd like to think we're somewhere right between--you know, the sweet spot of enlightenment?... https://t.co/NvGydtESoS

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Oh Phoebe dear hasn’t everything in your life led to this moment? As an empty nester, how better to keep your... https://t.co/MCSYxSTpma

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And I thought resting bitch face was enough. #goop https://t.co/msURjfypOW

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Some great ideas need no explanation:... https://t.co/VpGtbDlx2d

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Isn't this called marriage? #desperateindc https://t.co/91nZTEKMIo

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There's hope for us yet, dear Phoebe! https://t.co/3HmtKPaid1

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Terrific comfort when I'm awake at 3am, P! https://t.co/xhyCpqN29G

[Crystal and Phoebe @desperateindc]

If this is your experience in marriage, separation or divorce, what tools can you use to move forward, for you... https://t.co/kdaZE4o6zM

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Doesn't this take all of the fun out of blaming the other person for all of our problems? #love #marriage #martyr https://t.co/kuRY26fvpR

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I thought wanting to be you, dear Phoebe, was the highest compliment of all. Too single white female? #truelove https://t.co/fu88L4FZId

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This may be true but isn't it much less fun 😉 https://t.co/KvoygFtY5l

[Crystal and Phoebe @desperateindc]

Dear C,

I think I may just have found the antidote to envy. Clearly, successful people are having zero fun!... https://t.co/7jB7dv5xvM

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It's nice to be understood, 🙃in an alternate universe, at least. https://t.co/vRysDpIr3c

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I like to pretend our difficulties aren't nearly what we experience in our marriages, Phoebe, and since we still... https://t.co/ILS4DCMW3S