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pretty guardian #insulin4all

[d @desperatelydes]

Idk my dog’s time of birth but I doooo have her birth day and birth place so I looked up her zodiac chart and omfg it makes so much sense.

[d @desperatelydes]

recovery is 0/10

[Shannen Michaela @ShannenPill]

Girl on TT says scheduled C sections are the best because:

- can pre schedule nail appointment
- get spray tan
- get hair done
- do make up prior
- O pain, O contractions

Completely self absorbed reasons.

Baby missing out on beneficial bacteria, not going through the hormonal cycle of birth, not allowing baby to come when they’re ready.

The convenience of surgery should not be trendy.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Our new generation doesn’t know the value of this show

[d @desperatelydes]

This is what my son looked like during treatment for his elevated bilirubin levels 😂 😭

[That 1 @that_1]

Looks like Rachel Zegler had one line too many before the Met Gala.

[d @desperatelydes]

hello who can look at my son’s zodiac chart and tell me what to do 🥲🥺

[d @desperatelydes]

The fact that I’m giving birth to an April Taurus and not a May Taurus is really throwing me off

[emily @memilies]

it's when you were young, actually!!

[d @desperatelydes]

Is the “,” before the and being used to separate two independent clauses ??? (This is literally what I had to teach students in 6th grade lol FANBOY ????)

[d @desperatelydes]

@Ruesavatar But fruit themed clothes are so iconic like check out this lineup 😩😩😩

[d @desperatelydes]

Easily top 5 pregnancy craving

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

[d @desperatelydes]

@YRBODYISNOTHlNG

[d @desperatelydes]

what I’m most excited about when it comes to my son being born is finding out his astrological placements like ahhh obvi a Taurus sun but can’t wait to find out his moon and rising and his planets and ahhhhh and im just gonna scroll TikTok on his placements after he’s born hehe

[d @desperatelydes]

I am 7.5 months pregnant I am not putting on mf jeans, Dale

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Ladies, leggings are not pants.

They are underwear.

You wear them in public so men will look at you because you’re insecure.

Stop it.

Read your Bible, turn to Christ, be modest and virtuous.

[d @desperatelydes]

dog I’m gonna kms why did she d*e after filming im in shambles

[d @desperatelydes]

TEIGAN 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 HAS MY WHOLE HEART ❤️ #PuppyBowl

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

4 field goals broken up by AI commercials

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

cut the cameras I’m crying my eyes out

[d @desperatelydes]

This game boring as hell

[d @desperatelydes]

Finally catching up on 1000-lb sisters and Tammy being like “that should’ve been me helping you hunt ghosts” LIKE YOU SAID YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE PART OF THE HAUNTED WEDDING SO WHY WOULD YOU BE INCLUDEDDDDD

[d @desperatelydes]

“Not everyone deserves your empathy” yeah I had to remind myself that when I saw Henry at the end of the episode 😭😭 lmaooo

[sarah @rollisixmulti]

amanda only went after liv’s empathy AFTER liv called her a victim. bc amanda doesn’t see herself that way, she genuinely believes this is all her fault. trauma looks different on everybody and some of yall aint getting it