Despicable D

What do we want...a cure for obesity. When do we want it...after dinner.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

You really can't make this stuff up.

Sir Adrian Montague the new chair of @thameswater is also chair of @CadentGasLtd owned by... Macquarie the same "vampire kangaroo" that made billions out of TW while leaving the company billions in debt and... (1/2)

[Paul Brown @pau1_br0wn]

Those wondering why Nadine Dorries has not yet quit her £84k role need look no further than the fact that when she does, both of her daughters, Philippa, her ‘constituency caseworker’ on £45k & Jennifer, her ‘senior secretary’ on £40k would also have to quit their expensed roles

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

Hahaha! You fucking lunatics.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

The far right’s obsession with fitness is going digital https://t.co/saGOFXMn64

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

@ESPNUK "For sure he has the mentality" have you not been following his last 5 years? He'd be better in net.

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

Horrendous.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Chelsea’s new home kit for next season 🔵

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

Haha!!!

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

She was a shambles. And people voted for her.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

It has now been one month since Nadine Dorries told her constituents she was resigning as an MP "with immediate effect."

She last spoke in the House of Commons more than a year ago.

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

@VertigoRel Seems like a direct copy of Fall but change the tower for water.

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

This is commentary aids.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Mickey Mouse testing his hand at commentary 😂

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

There *was* another way. Good luck enforcing that with the money behind the fossil fuel giants.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Norway has a £1 trillion + wealth fund for ordinary people, built over many years by taxing fossil fuel giants at 78%.

Last year alone Norway collected $89bn in tax from fossil fuel giants.

They then used that fund to pay people’s energy bills.

There is another way.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Viva Paella.

🇾🇪❤️🇾🇪

https://t.co/DRPYRkSXnJ

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

How to win at poker.

[PokerGO @PokerGO]

Imagine busting out of the Main Event like this...

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

First dude was sent to another planet 😭💀

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

@D_DeGea club legend. 🏆⭐

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

Me after that first bite of pizza sticks to the roof of my mouth.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The saddleback caterpillar has tubercles that contain threatening hollow spines connected to a gland that secretes venom that, when broken, is released into predators

[read more: https://t.co/D1cQOvvI5e]
https://t.co/hvlMT1kZ94

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

My dad's favourite comedian. A genius.

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

I like Twitter (and probably use it too much) butnin the last 6 months it's fallen off a cliff in terms of add, usability and inability to read the end of threads. Won't be joining Threads though as Facebook is basically YouTube without content nowadays. Productivity FTW.

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

And it rained in Manchester.

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

Goodness Gracious.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

anne hathaway, 2005.

[Despicable D @despicableHalzE]

@dannyschof81 @christotaylo Excellent. Won't be long before we need wolves to control them.