garfield

extremely online

[Brian Cohen @CohenBrian_]

2023 Super Bowl: 2024 Super Bowl:
Rihanna is pregnant We’re all pregnant

[garfield @despicablemeesh]

@PodOfTomorrow

[garfield @despicablemeesh]

@rilaws To be fair they actually shit in the ocean

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

David: “is juice his last name?”
me: “who”
David: “Beetle.”

[Nintenbro @Kakoorat]

Me after sending one e-mail this morning

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

The Onion, ladies and gentlemen.

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

#Survivor
Emily: “People are not stocks”
@taranarmstrong:

[Taran Armstrong @TaranArmstrong]

Cory: "Her (America's) stuff feels very personal. And it's not deserved, and it's blatantly f**king sexist." BB25

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

The most little brother shoutout ever #BB25

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose

[Rob Cesternino 🛎 @robcesternino]

I remember the first time a powerful figure got taken down for keeping sensitive documents in the bathroom

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Jokic's brothers and Michael Malone 😂😂😂

[David Sims @davidlsims]

imagine pitching TENET to a studio if you weren't Christopher Nolan. they'd call the police

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

your friend who's still playing Wordle

[garfield @despicablemeesh]

@lydia_meredith https://t.co/sFuzjTSjMQ

[Angelina Cardona Keeley @AngelinaCardona]

When you talk to the manager and get an upgrade.

[garfield @despicablemeesh]

Now spoilers for #themole I fucking nailed it. The clues were there all along!

[garfield @despicablemeesh]

Don��t spoil bc still have 2 eps left…but the most moleish behavior on #themole was kesi calling it paper rock scissors??? Extremely sus