Destiny Sliter

“The fact that I’m a woman doesn’t make me a different kind of Christian, but the fact that I’m a Christian does make me a different kind of woman.”-E. Elliot

[Destiny Sliter @dessliter]

If you work in healthcare, you’re going to encounter some little old women who are down right mean. You will also encounter little old women who will ask you to sit with them and provide your opinions while they browse Coach’s entire handbag selection.

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Sometimes when I wake up feelin a little ugly I remind myself that some people have to draw eyebrows on their face

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Just chilling in my car w the heat on and it 70* outside, dreading getting out. Please someone tell me how to hibernate for the winter

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@kloeblake1028 I did!!

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@kloeblake1028 Investigate a famous murder but with only wrong answers

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I would just like to further embarrass myself by informing everything that I did in fact just put on a mask to go inside...my own apartment.

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So like does anyone wanna talk ab Britney Spears’s Instagram because I’m interested in that conversation. You good, sis?

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@casghow IM STUPID. reasons why you don’t reply to things at 6:30 am

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@casghow Okay but were they referring to the acronym? Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation

[kloe @kloeblake__]

@dessliter if you have feet, i don’t like you

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If you put your feet on the dashboard, I don’t like you

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PSA: LADIES you can work for Jesus WITHOUT a husband. That is all.

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@kloeblake1028 Quarantine got to me

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And here comes all the pregnancy announcements

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If anyone is interested in trading quarantine homes but will let me bring my dog, let me know thanks

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I have been doing a lot of retail therapy lately but the fact that none of my stuff is here yet makes me think I need to buy more.

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Me: “murder hornets are here.”
My Mamaw: “oh, my Lord.”
Me: “Okay no, it’s a joke okay.”
Her: “NO IT ISNT. IT IS NOT A JOKE DES.”
Me: “Okay but actually do you want to see?”

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Not exactly excited to have to wear a mask all day when I return to work but I am pretty excited about being able to hide my facial expressions.

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You may have been a biology major if you’re happy to eat yogurt because you know it’s restoring your digestive microflora. #help

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Went to the bank and when I told the teller to deposit to my savings she said “ooh switching it up.” Not sure what that says ab me.