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Home Alone 3 is better than Home Alone 2.

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@Jooliasez Definitely wiser than most maga'ers...

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@Jooliasez 😭😭😭 so sweet and yet so bloody sad

[Santa Loves You ❤️ 🎅 @DessonJake]

@mchooyah Why do you want to fuck young men so much?

[Santa Loves You ❤️ 🎅 @DessonJake]

To heck with you, @elonmusk

[Elise Thomas @elisethoma5]

1. I've found a large, AI-driven bot network on X which is posting in support of Trump in the US election.

Thread.

[John🎗🇮🇱✡️🇺🇦🟧🔶️🔸️ @JohnTheZionist]

Ahoo Daryaei.
Say her name.
Break the silence, let this be viral!
#AhooDaryaei

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@Jooliasez caw. caw. caaaacaw.

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I need this on my front lawn asap

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

The Wicker Zilla

[Santa Loves You ❤️ 🎅 @DessonJake]

@ogorangebird @Variety If you're a child, then yes, those commercials have always been there. Anyone over 30 knows that we used to get 2-3 trailers then the movie started. Just like how God intended.

[Santa Loves You ❤️ 🎅 @DessonJake]

@Jooliasez A face only a mother could love 😬

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@FilmsRadiance Haxxon always spooks me real good 👍

[Radiance Films @FilmsRadiance]

*COMPETITION*

Win this delicious batch of horror goodness! All you have to do:

✅retweet this post
✅like this post
✅respond with your favourite horror

Winner chosen at random Monday morning!

Good luck but beware of scammers and ensure any messages are from this account!

[Santa Loves You ❤️ 🎅 @DessonJake]

@JennyENicholson How kind of you. Thanks!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tim Walz: "This dude is nearly 80 years old. He damn near killed himself getting in a garbage truck."

[Santa Loves You ❤️ 🎅 @DessonJake]

Solid reasoning. I avoid Dune 2 because the first Dune was a boring mess.

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

QUENTIN TARANTINO refuses to watch Denis Villeneuve's DUNE movies

"I saw [David Lynch’s] Dune a few times. I don’t need to see that story again. I don’t need to see spice worms. I don’t need to see a movie that says the word “spice” so dramatically"

https://t.co/5nFXnCeeCa

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

QUENTIN TARANTINO refuses to watch Denis Villeneuve's DUNE movies

"I saw [David Lynch’s] Dune a few times. I don’t need to see that story again. I don’t need to see spice worms. I don’t need to see a movie that says the word “spice” so dramatically"

https://t.co/5nFXnCeeCa

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

👀 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves under-30-men by 2+ points away from Donald Trump.

That’s HUGE MOVEMENT!

Please share widely!

Guys don’t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets

[Santa Loves You ❤️ 🎅 @DessonJake]

@Kyantweets You finally found the only off-roading a cybertruck can handle...

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

The pro-Trump "free speech enthusiast" owner of this platform decided to just delete the viral anti-Trump ad I posted I few days ago (and replaced it with a "This Post was deleted by the Post author" message).

So here it is again Elon, enjoy!

[Moviewise @MrMoviewise]

I read on – out of all places – David Bordwell's Poetics of Cinema that Bob Dole blinked 147 times per minute and thought that didn't sound possible.
So I checked and What the Hell Bob! Reality was strobe lights for him.

[Santa Loves You ❤️ 🎅 @DessonJake]

@EndWokeness @JoeBiden You are garbage, jack. Fuck you.