des

[des @desssthemess]

ok but this is me everytime i get high

[Nick Mace @MaceSystemsCorp]

One time in high school I got so high watching Breaking Bad I had this moment of total clarity where it became painfully apparently that I was just watching actors on a set reading lines and I had to turn it off. It freaked me out

[des @desssthemess]

dying for a dirty dr pepper from sonic

[oshauna bin laden @toxicyuricent]

huge day for annoying people

[des @desssthemess]

uber playing mariah carey we belong together omg

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

Venus rx says you were saved from something by not getting what you wanted.

Rejection is protection. 🌟

[des @desssthemess]

orgasm blush lipstick & concealer

[peyton @peytonnd3]

i love twitter because you can talk to yourself and nobody gaf

[des @desssthemess]

need more tabis

[des @desssthemess]

omg i forgot to put deodorant on sry to my gym

[Sheev Spooks 🎃 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

[des @desssthemess]

thinking about going into the office on a monday #nolife

[des @desssthemess]

one time a man told me he took his elderly mother to a dark candle lit dinner at 9pm on a sunday like ok enjoy liar

[JaCobe @jacobeiscool]

1. He like you. 2. He lying

[des @desssthemess]

had to post my bob here

[des @desssthemess]

@1357Joel u not her

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

cute date idea:

we stay in and watch the sopranos and you shut the hell up for a whole hour

[des @desssthemess]

i’ve probably said this before and i’ll say it again but this is jared letos only good contribution to this world

[des @desssthemess]

when does it get harder. i need to know

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Phenomenal weather in Chicago today. I think I’ll drink 18 beers in a dingy dive bar

[des @desssthemess]

@CrocEnjoyer maybe cook it a little longer

[des @desssthemess]

not seeing steve today. gonna kms