Seinfeld, The Vaccine:
George hasn’t seen his parents since 2020 “I could just not get it, and never see them again”
Kramer did 5 vaccine trials all at once. “Jerry, I got everything in me!”
“Even Sputnik??”
“Da!”
today i opened my little eyes and drove my little car to my little job and injected little old people with the little COVID vaccine and after a little long day i checked my little notifications and the little united states government was again falling apart.
I just explained to my girlfriend how our daily energy levels differ using this rocket propulsion graph and immediately realized how lucky I am to even have a girlfriend in the first place. I’m a regressive and she’s a neutral in case you were wondering