🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™

Physiotherapy🩺|| FC Barcelona💙♥️|| Sports Analyst|| Anti-Gambling Advocate|| Retweets ≠ Endorsements!

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

Doctor! Doctor!! 🙌🏽

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

Barcelona never forgets one of their own. 💙 ♥️

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Barça debut their Kobe away jersey on what would've been the Black Mamba's 48th birthday 🐍🖤💜

[Bane @jodambusta]

When men lie, they lie to the people they’re telling it to. That’s why they admit when caught. When women lie, they lie to everyone including themselves. As they tell the lie their brain creates the reality.

That’s why they can cry so easily because their brain has actually created real memories of the horrifying incident they’re lying about even if it never happened.

So practically they’re not lying. They are saying what they believe to be true because they have made the lie real in their own head and they genuinely don’t understand why the video footage is saying the guy wasn’t even in the building. They clearly remember he was.

There was a video recently of a lady who falsely accused a guy of SA in queue in a crowded mall on camera and everyone told her she was lying. Go and check that lady, she’s definitely still telling everyone he assaulted her even if hundreds of people saw the whole thing and know she’s lying. It doesn’t matter. They are fucking dangerous fam

[Dexter 🚀 @Fpl_Dexter11]

@dessywayne_ E get o, you neva join my own

https://t.co/F5hqgt0VWm

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

@Fpl_Dexter11 Done ✅

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

E no get any FPL wey I never join today 😂😂😂

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

@Mrwills63 @dessywayne_ ifb 💙♥️

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

@FCB_Dave27 @dessywayne_ ⚽ ifb

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

80% of modern relationships are surviving because the man keeps trying. The moment he stops, it collapses.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

What opinion about relationships will have you like this?

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

Chief >>>>

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

She addressed TOE as “Tony”. 😬

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

Did you by any means go through my YouTube watch history?

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

1. FBI manhunt/crime documentaries/cartels
2. Deadliest journeys/dangerous roads.
3. Football highlights/transfer news
4. Philosophy.
5. General documentaries e.g. the rise and fall of Nokia, what happened to Genghis Khan's Mongolia

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

@KofiPromise20 Invalid code

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

Y'all should send me your FPL codes 🙏🏽

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

R. Kelly & Usher – same_girl.mp3

[RANM! @raja_ranmii1]

- Blaq had a sneaky link going with Lady B for a year ish

- OD met Lady B and wanted to cuff her without knowing what she’s really been up to

- Lady B sees OD is serious and decides to let Blaq off

- Blaq is mad upset he’s about to lose one of his favorite sneaky links

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

@Wysbarkari Chalamet to play Tony Stark?
Really???

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

Not a hater, but Marvel could do better 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ogundipe, Esq. @The_Ogundipe]

I wanted to process and obtain a birth certificate for my child. I went to NPC office. The moment I parked outside, a man sitting among the people outside accosted me. I do not know whether he works there or he's a tout looking for a quick fix.

He asked me what I wanted, I told him. "Shey you know that the normal fee is 25k. Anything you now want to add to it for us".

I didn't have any problem with paying, but I did a quick search on my phone and saw clearly that issuance of birth certificates is free. I told him that I would not pay 25k and I also won't add anything.

I called one of the numbers on the website and while I was waiting to be attended to, one of the messages being played to my ears is that obtaining birth certificate is free and that I should not pay anything to anyone.

A woman picked my call. She was very helpful and polite. She made me realise that I could actually do it online.

I commenced the process and realised that the child needed to get NIN. Searches showed that we could not do that from our home. We went searching for a centre and saw one. A NIN was obtained. It was paid for.

I returned online to continue what I started. On the same website that said obtaining a birth certificate is free, I was asked to pay a little above #5,000 to proceed. I didn't mind. After all, that would have a receipt and get to the government.

After my payment, the next stage required me to enter the certificate number on my own birth certificate. Mine was issued in 1996, almost a decade after my birth. I drew it out and entered the certificate number on it. It didn't work. I tried again. It still didn't work. I started inputting other numbers on the certificate, none worked.

I took a pause and did some searches. I realised that my certificate was of the "old school" era and I would need to apply for a reissuance, which comes with a certificate number that the modern system recognises. Okay.

I proceeded. I was asked to pay a little above #3,000. I did. I was asked to input my NIN, I did. Then I was asked to take a picture. The process took more than 40 minutes for me to get a picture approved by the system. What it eventually picked as useful was my tired and frustrated face. Guess what? In the same process, I got to another stage that required me to take another live photo and update. The stress started again. I got one that the system accepted after 14 trials. Of course, I had a picture in the database over a decade ago, and I consider the repeated requirement superfluous.

After that, I underwent another long and tedious process of typing in details of my parents. For a second, it felt like I was the child who never had a birth certificate. When I was done, I got a message telling me that I'd have to wait for the reissuance because the system has a lot of requests to process.

Essentially, I had to drop the processing of my child's birth certificate and face the reissuance of mine (which was neither lost nor destroyed), because without it, I could not process my child's.

Why does an entity echo and re-echo free birth certificate on its call lines and website, while doing the exact opposite? This is not about the money. It is about a citizen's right to accurate information from his government and its appendages.

Why is a birth certificate suddenly "invalid" because it was issued before the introduction of whatever? If another government introduces another platform, do I get to do this again? And why am I paying for a reissuance? I did not misplace or destroy it.

Why do we have to enter every damn detail about us and upload our photo everytime, even on platforms that already collected those data, times without number in the past?

When my birth certificate is reissued (if it is ever reissued), only Christ knows what I will go through when I return to the tiring site to continue the process for my child's.

[🄺𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯™ @dessywayne_]

Any relationship built on lies is a ticking time bomb 💣

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

If a man asks what your previous relationship was like, please lie, I don’t care if he was a bum or punched you.. Tell him you were loved properly, spoiled, treated like a queen, and never had to ask for anything twice. IYKYK.

[Promise @CAPTAINKALADIMA]

That’s why we don’t use poundo or other processed foods at my mum’s canteen
Real yam only