When I saw the Malta 🇲🇹 NNPC comment by Dangote, I suspected there was more to it. Our group decided to investigate further.
Our discovery was deeply shocking.
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#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria
Tell me where Enzo Fernandez said he wants to leave Chelsea, I need evidence and if you can’t provide it, I know you f**k bitch from England who use Enzo for engagement and promotion propaganda against him
Make Henderson & Levi the vice captains of the club.
Enzo’s behaviour & his insistence on leaving doesn’t warrant that status.
If Enzo stays Hendo will be key to get that sorted out.
A Chinese man and an African met in Europe.
Chinese: My name is Ki Pin
African: Nice to meet you. I'm John Emmanuel Samwel.
Chinese: So, you're not African?
African: No. I am proudly African.
Chinese: Yet your name is John Emmanuel Samwel?
African: Yes. It's the name my parents gave me.
The Chinese man smiled.
Chinese: Interesting. Even something as simple as names—something that requires no technology, no factories, no engineering—you still import. We never realized Africa was such a large market for foreign names. Perhaps we should start manufacturing names too. After all, if they're "Made in China," they'll probably be cheaper than the European ones.
The African laughed.
African: You have quite a sense of humor. What brings you here?
Chinese: I'm studying neuroscience, with a specialization in robotics. I also lecture on Chinese civilization at the University of London. And you?
African: I'm a doctoral researcher.
Chinese: In what field?
African: English Literature. I specialize in William Shakespeare.
The Chinese looked puzzled.
Chinese: Shakespeare? The man has been dead for centuries.
African: I study his writings and analyze his literary works.
Chinese: You're not a forensic scientist, so why spend your life analyzing the thoughts of a man who died hundreds of years ago? Instead of solving today's African problems, you're dedicating your intellect to explaining yesterday's European ideas.
The African smiled awkwardly.
African: Well... I actually came to invite you to our worship service.
Chinese: Wonderful! I've attended Christian, Muslim and Buddhist services out of curiosity, but never an African one. This should be fascinating. Where is it?
African: At the International Church of the Last Soldiers of Jesus.
Chinese: Wait... you're inviting me to a church?
African: Yes. Our founder is the great American prophet Weiss White—a man of extraordinary miracles.
The Chinese paused.
Chinese: You don't even have your own prophets? Your names are foreign. Your academic heroes are foreign. Your religious leaders are foreign.
He shook his head.
Chinese: I'm sorry, my friend. I don't think I'll make it today.
As he walked away, he glanced back at the African's clothing.
Chinese: That's a beautiful outfit.
African: Thank you. It's African traditional fabric.
The Chinese quietly whispered to himself as he walked away:
"Poor man. He doesn't even know that the cloth he proudly calls African was manufactured in one of our factories."
Moral Lesson:
The greatest form of dependence is not economic—it is intellectual and cultural.
A people who abandon their own names, celebrate other people's heroes while forgetting their own, consume other people's knowledge without creating their own, and wear imported products while believing they are symbols of local pride will always struggle to define their own future.
Africa's greatest wealth has never been beneath its soil. It has always been within its people—their ideas, their identity, their innovation, and their confidence to build for themselves.
Until Africa produces what it proudly consumes, tells its own stories, invests in its own knowledge, and believes in its own potential, true independence will remain unfinished.
@~Masanza Muntu
🚨EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea have reached an agreement with Rayo Vallecano to sign Pep Chavarría. Fee of €30m accepted. Medicals booked + Spanish int'l was pushing to join #CFC. Xabi Alonso signing
https://t.co/gXSMMjoy3z
🚨BREAKING
Chelsea are in advanced talks with Rayo Vallecano for Pep Chevarría
Final details being sorted. Player ready to travel to London
28y/o keen to join #CFC
Source @MatteMoretto
@DaveCiaga I’ve been saying it for long time, Palmer ain’t cut up for thr no:10 role, he plays better on right wing like he did when first sign for Chelsea, Palmer no:10 gimmick has to stop and he makes the midfield vulnerable cause he has no legs to mark or wins balls from hes man
🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea improve their bid for Pep Chavarría as negotiations with Rayo Vallecano are moving forward.
New proposal for the Spanish left back wanted by Xabi Alonso. 🇪🇸
Both players you mentioned are not better than Enzo overall, just English players hype and defensively they ain’t any better too so they’ll still export midfield, team need new defensive no:6 since Enzo is staying
Good article from @MaxFSport on Chelsea needing to add another central midfielder.
The 4231 is not only the best formation in football, it is also the formation perfectly suited to Chelsea .....
If we sell Enzo Fernandez and buy Adam Wharton or Alex Scott.
That is a big IF!!!!
🚨Understand #CFC are still in negotiations with Rayo Vallecano for Pep Chevarria. Chelsea are ready to submit £21m - Spanish club wants £30m
#CFC are already looking at other alternatives + player very keen to work with Xabi Alonso