Desnita Sari Wahyuni

was born to die🕰

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

Aku sedang belajar bahasa Inggris di Duolingo! Seru, efektif, dan gratis!

[Naila Dinda @nldss_]

Finally si cantik ada di Billboard, semoga setelah ini ada di semua Billboard ya mee🤟🏻💗
#MesaonBillboard

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

In 1 minute 🔥🔥

#MesaMerinduLagi
#MerindulagiisOUTNOW

[gitttt @gpuspita01]

SIAPA NIH YG GAK SABAR NUNGGU MERINDU LAGI

#mesamerindulagi #MerinduLagiisOUTNOW

[putri @putriadn96]

MESA PASSWORD NYA APA??

#MesaMerinduLagi
#MerindulagiisOUTNOW

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

@namjinbihyuk Nambah playlist spotify 😍

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

Can’t wait 😍

[crushaddict🐣 @crushaddict_]

Gasabar sibokem mau rilis single wehhh

#MesaHira
#MesaMerinduLagi
#MesaxYovieW

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

@stefaniefrilia @Nursyifa49879 Ga sabar 😍 semangat ceker!

[Stefani Efrilia @stefaniefrilia]

Merindu itu sulit, tapiiii #MesaHira bakalan mengobati dengan #MesaMerinduLagi #MesaxYovieW
Tunggu tanggalnyaaaa yaaa semuanyaa!!

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

Kirain pasca lahiran kedua ini udah bebas dari aturan toxic, ternyata sama aja😭 selagi masih di lingkungan yg sama bakal gini gini aja, cape banget beghhh

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."and
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here, I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stay in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan. Tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Kalau gak ada gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

mood knp bisa ancur ancuran parah banget gini 😞 aku aja bingung sm diriku sendiri 🫵🏻

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

ya Allah 😭😭😭😭 abis marah ke anak 😭😭😭😭 gmn sih caranya biar ga marah 😭😭😭😭 ditatap mata nanarnya lgsg nangis 😭😭😭😭 maafin mama ya nak 🙏🏻

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

ya Allah baru juga makan stgh jam yg lalu, kok udah laper lagi 🫣🤣

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

pengen banget tinggal di rumah sendiri ya allah

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

Adeeek ada proyek apa sih di perut mama 🤣 sibuk bet keknya muter-muter sambil salto

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

☕️

[Desnita Sari Wahyuni @destawhyn]

semua barang lungsuran abang aim nya bisa di pake lagi Alhamdulillah🤍 dan masih bau bayi bangettt