destef

God’s Battle-ax and Weapon of War

[destef @Destefyouknow]

Once I dropped out of community college to fulfill my life long dream of going back to community college

[Hani @PositivelyHani]

Our first kiss 5+ yrs ago vs now 🥺 thank u runescape for bringing me my soul mate and the best friend I could ever ask for 💘💓💘💓💘💓

[destef @Destefyouknow]

It’s now my dream to marry a wealthy Armenian woman

[destef @Destefyouknow]

Everyone’s a liberal until it’s time to pay the bill

[destef @Destefyouknow]

Armenian girls in LA are ridiculously good looking

[joe. @Jkellz07]

The hardest part about packing a lunch to work is trying not to eat it the first 2 hours of being at work

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m looking forward to taking my wife to the dining room for Valentine’s Day.

[destef @Destefyouknow]

If I had a terminal illness, Tom Brady would be my Make A Wish choice

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The weekend should bring out Trump

[ryan teague @rteague105]

The Weeknd really knows how to butcher a halftime show, huh?

[Cap🕴🏿 @CAPKENYA]

Why this on the TL at 9am

[destef @Destefyouknow]

We need to tar and feather leftists media executives and politicians

[destef @Destefyouknow]

I feel like I just watched my dad get beat up. Unfortunately it’s the end of an era. I love you @TheNotoriousMMA, you’ve been my favorite fighter to watch for a long long time.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Wait Trump lost?

[destef @Destefyouknow]

@rodwave is a great artist

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Well Trump is leaving office. Wall is built. America safe. Big tech not overstepping their bounds. All and all a great run.

[not apa @misss_mac]

Nothing is worse than being sore from a leg workout then trying to sit on the toilet

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

I’ve just given a copy of Cosmopolitan to a friend of mine who has gained weight during lockdown.

I explained that she should feel empowered by her extra flab, and embrace her new identity as a Person of Girth (POG).

She was so moved she actually burst into tears... ✊

[destef @Destefyouknow]

@GovMurphy Resign you elitist scum

[destef @Destefyouknow]

She got good taste, and she taste good