ryan teague

2013 CMS Leading Goal Scorer

[ryan teague @rteague105]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[ryan teague @rteague105]

Get wrecked idiots #birds

[ryan teague @rteague105]

Worst light beer

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

[👻 Bald Garfs 🎃 🐈 @BillGarfs]

Hydrated Obama be like “uuuhhh let me pee clear”

[Deleted Tweets @deleted_tweeted]

he just gave up 😂

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

First day at AirBnB

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

You've been speaking English your entire life

but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters?

Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I invented a thing I call "two beers" which is where I drink two beers.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

last holiday weekend with warm weather. this is a huge weekend for hot dogs. it’s like the playoffs for them. and my bet is that they show up ready to play

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

asked a friend to hang out and he said he was in the middle of getting revenge and would be busy with that for the next week

[Onward State @OnwardState]

“THAT’S WHAT WE DO!” 😤

Bo Nickal secured a first-round knockout in his professional MMA debut 💪

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Cooking tip- If you don't like tomatoes here are a couple alternatives you can try

-Grow up!
-Have a better sense of taste
-Be better

[ryan teague @rteague105]

Yo nothings better than those urinals that go down to the floor- no splash

[ryan teague @rteague105]

@MeechieJohnson0 what happened man

[ryan teague @rteague105]

@MeechieJohnson0 what happened today brotha??

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Very bold of the creator of spinach and artichoke dip to name it that when it’s 95% cheese

[Tyler Winklevoss @tyler]

Tom Brady was the MVP last night, but Elon Musk is the MVP today