Destinee 🦇

You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself.
Petitioning to make lil dicky my bf.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

In an orgy like...

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

Fuck people who buy concert tickets only to resale them. You're the devil.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

This Thanksgiving was the first one we celebrated without Betty, a year since we put our dog down, and my grandparents went to Texas. Can I just go back to being a child without a care in the world?

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

Me this morning.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

I wish they made songs with an explicit version minus the n word, as a respectful white woman who still loves to say fuck.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

Woke up feeling like dirt. I need some chicken and dumplings to magically appear at my doorstep.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

This is one of the best threads I've seen in a while.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you’re outdoors in these temperatures you need to be primarily drinking water.

NOT red bull,
NOT iced coffee,
NOT that purple stuff all over tiktok,

W👏A👏T👏E👏R

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

Please, my grandpa looks so cute and happy, I can't. 🥺

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

Heatless curls are top tier and you can't convince me otherwise.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

I think we should collectively ban people from asking "How are you?" after someone dies.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

@RedxxSnapper I knoooooowwww. Every time I look at them, I start crying all over again. Even cleaning out her place, I kept finding random pictures of me tucked in different places. 😭

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

Being the first great-grandchild is wild. My grandma took a picture of me every single week and kept it in this photo album for over the first year I was born. I wish we could take just one more picture together.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

Not to be dramatic, but I've literally had the worst week of my life, went back to work yesterday, right back into working 12 hour days, went to get a dr pepper for a singular ounce of joy, cried the whole way there, and they gave me a fucking diet coke. Cried the whole way home.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

How lucky I was to have known you. I don't know what happens when we die, but I hope wherever you are, you're enjoying a nice cup of black coffee, reading a good book, surrounded by hummingbirds and all of your favorite flowers. I'll miss you and love you forever.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

I need someone to send me $200 so I can buy a new rug. That's all.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

McDonald's got new 'fresh' lemonade, so you know I had to try it bc ya girl loves a good lemonade. It wasn't bad, but someone said it was comparable to Wendy's and that was just a blatant, disrespectful LIE.

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

When they file the nail tip before they put the acrylic on...

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

When a gay guy tells me I'm beautiful vs when a straight guy tells me I'm beautiful

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

She doesn't even go here.

[awlivv @awlivv]

someone might be jacking off to me rn and i think that’s really nice

[Destinee 🦇 @destineediamond]

Gimme a kiss and your money. 🫶