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[hidin from u 🦵🏽grows @DeeBranique]

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[El Capitán @PersnicketyK]

Every website is offering an AI assistant. I don’t want that shit bitch!

[Unky (alter ego) @Keepit10Squared]

Being able to charge an iPhone, a weed pen, AirPods, a hookah and a PS5 controller on the same cord don’t sit right with me

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Me and that one underwear that holds my pad very well:

[RΞΞZUS @ReciRich]

Magazines used to have fragrance samples.

[Antoinette. @iLoveAntoinette]

Fine his whole life. Whew.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:

[Muggin @thebgest]

I definitely have liked some lame ass niggas i admit

[Adia. @hey_itsAdia]

u can admire me but pls don't put me on a pedestal bc when I show u I'm human just like u, ur gonna start being weird

[Chewy 🇧🇸 @Chewy_242]

If you in relationship rn get married and hold them tight cause this dating shit is a bunch of fuck

[QUALA 🍒 @laqualaarianna]

Im so 50/50 with having kids.. one day im picturing myself having a family and other days im like fck them kids

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anybody"

Me all day:

[Retha_ngp @retha_1_]

“I will call you at 21:30”
My blood at 21:31

[Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽 @uLuyanda_Gama]

I don’t even want to talk

[Remz @RemzTheAwesome]

-Harder to lose
-Cheaper to replace
-No need to charge them, they Just Work™

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Thank God I was born into an era like this as a girl🥹

[Ay,Sun Bum! ⁷ 🇧🇸 @_ASunBum]

We really need to put a cap on non Bahamians owning property bud.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something

[brad @bradiya_]

Teachers striking because of unfair wages and you open on your phone to type “this why I keep my children in private school” . Ok