destiny

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[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i hadn't considered this

[tate @octatate]

My simple hairstyle I did for submitting 2,000 illegal votes for Dr. Abdul El-Sayed earlier this month yesterday. I felt so beautiful but also ready to kidnap senior citizens in an effort to take them to incorrect polling locations and streamlined, focused.

[jham @bohojham]

grandma texted me using a red heart instead of a blue one on election day…..

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

they were playing christmas music at a store today. as I was checking out I went “wow….christmas music already?!” and the cashier said “time starts slowly then moves so fast”

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

Halloween plans starting in 72 hours. Lemme get this body right

[es @078615s]

that random period in life where u rediscover butter on bread

[Chazz @chazzers_]

Me showing bestie akinator in 2010

[ivo @trashmagiq]

Time traveller: *steps on a butterfly*

Shailene Woodley:

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

This actually happening. #okay

[natalie @nataliestwt]

I wonder if there are any 17 year old white boys who got named barack in the heat of the moment

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

Life got me saying ridiculous shit that don’t make no sense like why am I saying fuck Ed Sheeran I stand with Macklemore

[navy™️ @navyytrademark]

i accidentally pushed on a pull door and the f*cking genius behind me said “u gotta pull it” as if my next option was gonna be to start sucking on the door handle

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

We were at the cinema and my friend asked if I wanted popcorn and I, almost like reflex, purely unconsciously, said the phrase ‘I find popcorn juvenile.’ I’ve never thought that before. I don’t even believe it. But my instinct for Having Something To Say overwhelmed even me

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now

[poet @wavstxr]

woke up & opened up twitter don’t even know if my spine functional

[sev @t0rmentedd]

Things to say at a job interview:
- can I vape in here?
- I need the original blueprints of this building.
- my eyes are up here.
- How strict is your harassment policy?
- Sell me this pen.
- I didn’t know she had a brother.