Des

Drummer for your future favorite band 🥁 Aspiring something.

[Ian Riley @ianrileyx1996]

I'm sorry but there is no universe in which I'm not rooting for Linda Cardellini. Fuck them kids.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

because men are ugly and women are sublime

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[juliette⁷ ੈ♡˳🪭🇲🇽 @pieceofrkive]

NO LATINOS LEFT IN THE WORLD CUP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bri @bribrisimps]

my brazilian and mexican friends you will always be sexier and have better food so take that in stride

[louie ponto @louieponto]

pelo menos ano que vem tem copa feminina e vamos ver futebol de verdade

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[🇲🇽Cesar 🇵🇪 🌁 @CZR93]

Please 🇲🇽🇲🇽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

oozing caulk? I thought pride month was over

[el ✄ hyun thinker @xloviesgold]

the concept of trying to tell seattle that they can’t bring pride flags to random public events

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[tear @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread