Carl

Self described quirked up gamer heartthrob

[Carl @destream_cl]

🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT 🚨

TAKING ON MASTER BALL RANK IN POKÉMON CHAMPIONS

CHECK IT OUT HERE!

https://t.co/UHn9gX8voo

[liliana 🍓🇺🇸 @lili250307]

nothing was stopping us from having this mind you 😭

[Fritz Johnson @FritzTheDev]

Just had a weird dream where Mug, A&W, & Barqs Root Beer ran a joint Super Bowl ad…

The message was basically: “Drink more root beer - we don’t care whose it is” like one of the “Got Milk” ads the dairy industry put(s?) out.

Gotta tell you guys… it was really beautiful.

[Carl @destream_cl]

Still gonna buy it cause I’m a loser shill but come on man it doesn’t even make sense to not give it individual egg recognition when it’s literally the same price as the My-Th Driver which does do that

[Carl @destream_cl]

Yawn 🥱

[K-ｹｲ- @K_pandr_]

抵抗の個別認識は無さそうだけど
炎のエグズか通常かは認識しそうかな(赤丸)
ヴラスタムギアみたいな2ピンだから3つの認識であと1つは無音のパワーアップ用の認識とかかね

#仮面ライダーマイス

[shhhhhhhhhh @sharkpanty]

if u post something good it will show 10 ppl but if u post like “im so fucked up over the cheese cloth situation” it will show 7.5 million ppl. the whole internet is just like that now

[Momodou ✊🏿 @MomodouTaal]

I was banned from teaching and declared persona non-grata by Cornell police. Prohibited from being on campus and was told that if I want to see a doctor, I must seek permission first. My crime? Being anti-genocide. Yet if you do this, you write a letter and you’re free to roam.

[Carl @destream_cl]

@Jiikae Evergreen

[DaTruthDT @DaTruthDT]

Breaks my heart seeing everyone hate this. I grew up on this 💔

[Carl @destream_cl]

@DaTruthDT They need to SEZA Prime Battle Cell or the STR Perfect Cell from years ago. Literally anything at all. I love this unit so much and if the team ends up becoming unusable I’m going to be insanely mad

[DaTruthDT @DaTruthDT]

So Cell’s team is gonna be just god awful compared to the other 3 GDC LRs teams wow!!!

Once LR INT CELL IS GONE THAT TEAM IS A DISASTER!!!!!

[Carl @destream_cl]

@CAVALLIDOLLL Just straight denial lol I remember making a joke to someone I knew about this and he lost his shit and kept saying “You know he didn’t ACTUALLY do that right?”

[Carl @destream_cl]

What’s crazy is USB-C is a decade old technology atp

The adoption into it just took forever but now we’re finally here and everyone loves it

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

USB-C is the only good thing that's happened in like 5 years I think

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

"we're trying for a baby" what kind of stuff you trying

[Carl @destream_cl]

I said this before and you can see the anger wash over people’s faces when they realize you’re genuinely serious

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[Carl @destream_cl]

I am not built for this thing and I’m not even THAT fat lol. Crossbody belts are just okay imo but at least this one is my favorite so far

[Carl @destream_cl]

We up 🤪

[Carl @destream_cl]

Somehow this can fit on my waist and I haven’t even modded it yet which is nice

[allophobic rae ᐧ₍՞՞ ₎。 @lilbunloaf]

has anyone checked on @Liv_Agar? her son clavs in trouble and shes nowhere to be found smh

[minicono banged your tweet @mminicono]

Things to say to your anxious partner:

• Sell me this relationship
• You have five (5) minutes to convince me to stay
• Stop asking me to stay
• What will you do when I leave you
• I'm gonna go stalk my ex

[Carl @destream_cl]

Everyone wants to jump to being mad but this is 1000% for their dumb streaming service and maybe game trials at most

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Microsoft has filed a patent for ads that could interrupt games after boss fights, cutscenes, quests and multiplayer rounds

Players would receive credits granting temporary game access, while watching an ad would award another credit to let them resume