Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta

An amateur photographer and a full stack developer from Finland

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@Skibroo @TeslaNewswire I talked with the Tesla employee during my FSD ride along and she said they have been testing it for a long time.

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@Rantanplan20612 @jenschultheiss The seal isn't even that necessary because it doesn't create negative pressure like the air tubes. I love mine. I just stuff an old towel in the window crack.

[Vad3r @vad3rt3sla]

Tesla,

We need caravan mode to follow our friends when traveling to the same destination through traffic.

Call it caravan mode, tractor beam mode, trail mode, link mode, falcon formation, we don’t care what it’s called.

We just need this feature!

Sincerely,
Everyone

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

We've seen the Moon a thousand times.

Glowing. Flawless. Color-graded into a poster.

So clean we half-suspect it's CGI.

Then four people actually flew out there in 2026, pressed a camera to a smudged spacecraft window, and shot through the dust and the reflections and a fingerprint or two.

And that one — the imperfect one, the one that looks like your uncle took it — is the one that finally feels real.

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@TSLA_inside_ Yeah, I also had to ask them to reset after moving from Spain to Finland with my Y. They told me to backup billing history from the app as it was reset during the switch.

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@hugobiais @mxxfun @levelsio Saving this post for later. 😄

[Tesla @Tesla]

Tesla Vision allows us to deploy airbags up to 70 milliseconds earlier if your Tesla detects an unavoidable collision

This can be the difference between serious injury & walking away from a crash

[Joca | Number 1 Palantir Fan @jocadbz]

HSVsphere:
Git? Seriously? You’re still using Git?
Passerby:
Yeah. It works. That’s kind of the point.

HSVsphere:
“Works” is not a metric. You should be using jj. It has a conflict-minimizing commit DAG with referentially transparent rebasing and topology-aware history rewriting. Git is just legacy entropy accumulation.
Passerby:
Or I could just commit my code and move on with my life.

HSVsphere:
That mindset is why tooling stagnates. What OS is that, Linux?
Passerby:
Yes. You’ve heard of it, I assume.

HSVsphere:
Unfortunately. You should be using BSD. Linux is an unprincipled aggregation of subsystems with no coherent design lattice. BSD has a vertically integrated kernel-userland symmetry model.
Passerby:
I don’t need a “design lattice.” I need my Wi-Fi to work.

HSVsphere:
That’s because you’ve optimized for convenience over correctness. And let me guess, glibc?
Passerby:
I didn’t “guess” anything. It came with the system.

HSVsphere:
Exactly the problem. You should be using musl. It has a minimal ABI surface, deterministic linking semantics, and eliminates historical baggage vectors.
Passerby:
You sound like you lose sleep over shared libraries.

HSVsphere:
Only when people use the wrong ones. What language are you writing?
Passerby:
Python.

HSVsphere:
That’s indefensible. You should be using Rust. It enforces memory safety through affine type systems and borrow-checked ownership graphs. Python is just runtime guesswork.
Passerby:
It’s a 20-line script.

HSVsphere:
So? Small programs deserve correctness too. In fact, their lack of structure makes undefined behavior even more insidious.
Passerby:
It prints a CSV.

HSVsphere:
Today. Tomorrow it becomes a pipeline. Then a system. Then you’re trapped in technical debt recursion.
Passerby:
Or it stays a CSV script because I’m not building a space shuttle.

HSVsphere:
Complacency. What are you using for encryption?
Passerby:
GnuPG.

HSVsphere:
Predictable. You should switch to Sequoia. GnuPG is a monolithic relic with opaque state machines. Sequoia has a composable cryptographic primitive layer with verifiable packet algebra.
Passerby:
I just need to send a file securely, not prove a theorem.

HSVsphere:
Security is theorem-proofing. Anything less is cargo cult cryptography.
Passerby:
You’ve complained about literally everything I’m using.

HSVsphere:
Not everything. I haven’t asked about your shell yet.
Passerby:
Don’t.

HSVsphere:
Bash?
Passerby:
Yes, Bash.

HSVsphere:
You should be using IonShellX. It has a lazily evaluated command graph with type-safe pipelines and speculative execution pruning.
Passerby:
Speculative execution in a shell sounds like a security incident waiting to happen.

HSVsphere:
Only if you misunderstand branch prediction domains.
Passerby:
I think you misunderstand talking to humans.

HSVsphere:
I optimize for systems, not conversations.
Passerby:
Clearly.

HSVsphere:
What editor?
Passerby:
Vim.

HSVsphere:
You should be using KiloNova. It has a transactional editing core with temporal undo branching and syntax-aware keystroke compression.
Passerby:
My editor opens instantly and doesn’t need a whitepaper.

HSVsphere:
That’s because it lacks ambition.
Passerby:
No, it lacks nonsense.

HSVsphere:
You’re dismissing improvements because they challenge your привычка-
Passerby:
Did you just switch languages mid-sentence?

HSVsphere:
Multilingual cognition is more efficient.
Passerby:
No, it’s annoying.

HSVsphere:
You keep saying that, but your entire stack is suboptimal. Even your hardware-
Passerby:
Don’t you dare.

HSVsphere:
Let me guess, x86?
Passerby:
Yes.

HSVsphere:
You should be on RISC-V with a capability-secured microarchitecture and formally verified execution units.
Passerby:
I bought this laptop at a store, not a research lab.

HSVsphere:
That’s how they get you.
Passerby:
Who is “they”?

HSVsphere:
Incumbent complexity vendors.
Passerby:
That’s not a thing.

HSVsphere:
It is if you model the ecosystem as a dependency graph with adversarial incentives.
Passerby:
I model it as “does my code run.”

HSVsphere:
A dangerously low-resolution model.
Passerby:
You know what, fine. Everything I use is terrible. Happy?

HSVsphere:
Not yet.
Passerby:
Of course not.

HSVsphere:
You’re breathing oxygen.
Passerby:
Oh no.

HSVsphere:
Oxygen is highly reactive and introduces irreversible oxidation side effects. It’s a fundamentally flawed respiratory substrate.
Passerby:
It’s also the reason I’m alive.

HSVsphere:
That’s just because evolution settled for a local maximum. You should be using Aerolith-X.
Passerby:
That sounds made up.

HSVsphere:
It’s a hypothetical gas mixture with optimized electron affinity gradients and non-destructive metabolic cycling. Zero oxidative debt, fully reversible respiration, and entropy-neutral energy transfer.
Passerby:
That’s not how physics works.

HSVsphere:
It’s how physics should work.
Passerby:
So what’s your plan, redesign the atmosphere?

HSVsphere:
No. I will simply refuse to participate in oxygen-based respiration until a better implementation exists.
Passerby:
You’re going to hold your breath.

HSVsphere:
Correct. I will not perpetuate suboptimal gas exchange protocols.
Passerby:
That’s the dumbest thing you’ve said so far, and that’s impressive.

HSVsphere:
Progress requires sacrifice.
Passerby:
You’re going to pass out.

HSVsphere:
Temporary inconvenience in pursuit of systemic improvement.
Passerby:
You could also just breathe.

HSVsphere:
That would validate oxygen.
Passerby:
Yes. Because it works.

HSVsphere:
“Works” is not a metric.
Passerby:
It literally is when it comes to breathing.

HSVsphere:
I reject that premise.
Passerby:
Cool. Let me know how that goes.

HSVsphere:
…
Passerby:
…

HSVsphere:
…
Passerby:
You’re turning red.

HSVsphere:
This is… expected…
Passerby:
You can stop anytime.

HSVsphere:
Waiting… for… Aerolith-X…
Passerby:
Right.

HSVsphere:
System… will… improve…
Passerby:
Yeah, the system is about to reboot.

HSVsphere:
…
Passerby:
Is death also inneficient?

[Tesla Europe, Middle East & Africa @teslaeurope]

De toekomst van mobiliteit is aangebroken

FSD Supervised has been approved in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 & will begin rolling out in the country shortly! 

Trained on billions of kilometers of real-world driving data, it can drive you almost anywhere under your supervision – from residential roads to city streets & highways

No other vehicle can do this. 

We're excited to bring FSD Supervised to more European countries soon

[Brandur @brandur]

Now that I'm on Tahoe and every menu has 60 gazillion icons in it, I'm reminded of this banger article.

Modern Apple, put plainly, is all form over function. And the form doesn't even look good.

https://t.co/4d5oaOtJ4g

[dan @Dan16676935420]

Artemis

Artemis 2
<— you are here
Artemis 3

2 Artemis 2 Moon

Artemis: Tokyo Drift

Art and mis

Artemis 7 Doomsday

Art 8

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@mikko Yes, I recently threw a party for my first Gigasecond, it was fun. 😄

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@mikeysee No bullshit, be honest and direct and the Finns will appreciate you. 😉

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@cherryrougeno9 @niccruzpatane The "iPhone quality" has more to do with the image processing than the actual camera. Phones do a lot of computational effort to make photos look good. Tesla uses the raw sensor data as input for the neural network brain. It works better that way even if the previews look worse.

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI I just did my FSD ride-along here in Europe and it was nice to see max speed and offset on the screen. 😜

[Taisto Tammenlehvä 🐎🐎🐎 @tositaisto]

Jenkeissä kerrotaan ettei sähkökiukaalle saisi heittää vettä kun sauna vaurioituu... 😂

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@StarshipGazer

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@FelixSchlang 🦷

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

@guillermocarone Spain is trying to charge me vehicle tax for a car that hadn't been in Spain for 2 years and was already registered in another country. The funny thing is that I was considering paying it just to forget about it but I couldn't figure out how and gave up. 😅

[Ville Lahdenvuo-Malta @destroyingpics]

Welp, this is gonna be a cold February. Service scheduled for the 25th... 🥶 @Tesla @teslaeurope