Austen Paul is watching Kipo for the next 5 hours

Chewbacca's pilot. Ellie Prowler's person. Sabine Wren's art dealer. Ahsoka Tano's informant. There will be spoonerisms.

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Kitty in a @Dodgers cap

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@mvbrat91 I'm surprised they can even tell if they have a boner, what with their micropeens obscured by their sexy beer bellies. What a pair of dumb shits.

Incidentally, I was kind of luke warm on Zendaya until her MJ performances. She's a total badass in those movies.

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It's my mom's **th birthday today, so I spent a couple hours introducing her to Animal Collective, the Go! Team, Modest Mouse, Explosions in the Sky, and Menomena. I am a good and dutiful son.

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@RegalMovies A Quiet Place 2

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@spacejessss

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@Mothrabeams and another

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@Mothrabeams Baymax hug for you

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@romanoffnparker it kinda wrecked me but I have to watch it again

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@goblinsaurusrex love you, boo

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@inbellaland on my way

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@sickfemme I took a hot shower to try to alleviate some of my horrible, horrible back pain. I walked a puppy, she's very cute. And I watched a dumb movie waiting for my date to write me back. But I guess I was stood up. So...shit.

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@goblinsaurusrex yes, you intimidate...certain parts of me

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@penandjen straight up hysteria

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@glowingcanary Oral sex for everyone!

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@crystalclearc1 @theora666 I was also asked to prom by a cute coworker of mine at the comic book store but I wasn't allowed to go because I was over 21. (I was 23, she was 18)

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@crystalclearc1 @theora666 I never went to any high school dances. I was awkward. I did chaperone a high school prom in my 20s because my girlfriend was a counselor at that school. I danced with a student who was a customer @ the comic store I worked at. So I did finally make it to prom, but it a weird way

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@AnarchistAuthor nice humblebrag, Harris Wittels

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@katemaclel good luck

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@Mothrabeams oh no why?