@mvbrat91 I'm surprised they can even tell if they have a boner, what with their micropeens obscured by their sexy beer bellies. What a pair of dumb shits.
Incidentally, I was kind of luke warm on Zendaya until her MJ performances. She's a total badass in those movies.
It's my mom's **th birthday today, so I spent a couple hours introducing her to Animal Collective, the Go! Team, Modest Mouse, Explosions in the Sky, and Menomena. I am a good and dutiful son.
@sickfemme I took a hot shower to try to alleviate some of my horrible, horrible back pain. I walked a puppy, she's very cute. And I watched a dumb movie waiting for my date to write me back. But I guess I was stood up. So...shit.
@crystalclearc1@theora666 I was also asked to prom by a cute coworker of mine at the comic book store but I wasn't allowed to go because I was over 21. (I was 23, she was 18)
@crystalclearc1@theora666 I never went to any high school dances. I was awkward. I did chaperone a high school prom in my 20s because my girlfriend was a counselor at that school. I danced with a student who was a customer @ the comic store I worked at. So I did finally make it to prom, but it a weird way