not a lizard

superpower = speed at which i can change into pj pants. i say “yikes” too much. leo rising; confidently sad. she/her

[not a lizard @destructolizard]

i don’t feel truly alive unless i’m awaiting a package

[not a lizard @destructolizard]

@Spotify gotta be

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@aririhz the tension between wanting to influence and wanting to gatekeep 😂

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@pigletish Fonda

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

I buy myself something cute and suddenly life is worth living again

[not a lizard @destructolizard]

@Nothennyfr Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world because they are the ones who are the most successful and the most powerful

[not a lizard @destructolizard]

more reasons to vote democrat amiright

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| 31 US Democrats have signed a formal letter calling for the investigation of Ticketmaster by the government after the situation regarding Taylor Swift’s ‘The Eras Tour’

[not a lizard @destructolizard]

@Ticketmaster no explanations we want reparations, scumbags

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@tswifterastour Lol

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@austinray1331 @TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 lol do you know what “unprecedented” means? it means this isn’t like those other tours. she’s the most popular artist in the world right now, and scarcity mindset is rampant when it comes to these tickets

[not a lizard @destructolizard]

@austinray1331 @TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 coming back here to make sure @austinray1331 saw this https://t.co/EfOm7uWnAX 🙃 … tell me again how waiting will get anyone tickets way cheaper??

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@TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 stop with the bullsh*t excuses and actually give people money back @Ticketmaster — you’re system failed, and you / TS’s team lied about dynamic pricing. stop listing numbers and actually fix it

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@KristenM725 @RaichuMarie @tswiftfiles @TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 almost certainly each

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@folksitionn @TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 these are consistent with what i’ve seen as well. they’re clicking on floor seats

[not a lizard @destructolizard]

i am always sayin

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@rachsyme ok wow i am obsessed with this. i want the smell of a long drive on the first real day of autumn— all the roads open up for you, you roll your window down w/o caring about your hair getting tangled, and play your favorite nostalgia inducing song, knowing it will make you cry

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@jzux there should have only been one season of stranger things

[Kalan @Kalankya]

@ThamKhaiMeng Claude Monet, La barque-atelier (The Studio Boat), 1876

[not a lizard @destructolizard]

get your shit together @Ticketmaster

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@itsAlarik @OvOBrezzzy having to answer text messages