ELITE BMI Era

I just wanna sleep

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

How it started vs. how it’s going

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

if new orleans wasnt sinking into the ocean with the post-katrina issues, i'd prob live there

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

based solely on the amount of people who work with me in diff areas that have said "tom, you're in the wrong job", i might be

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

it's 10+ with at least half being former coworkers

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

LMFAO

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Second year analysts when the MBA Associate tries giving them comments

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

The way the kid looks over his shoulder like "He can't possibly be talking to me" before the realization that he was, in fact, talking to him.

This video gets funnier every loop.

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

Never forget what Senator Elizabeth Warren took from us!

R.I.P Spirit Airlines.

[Gucci Belt Dell @urkle91]

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

@QueerObama im doing to sales

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

every game has hard limits and suggestions. if you cant stop someone from physically doing something, they might do it

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

Game theory teaches: never enter a game you haven’t studied, never reveal your strategy until the incentives are locked, and never play to be liked, play to make the rules irrelevant by building leverage.

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

Imagine hearing some kid yell “I choose you” and then feeling the sting of a master ball right to the face.

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

my hs sent out a few guys to run at a big track meet out here. my old coach was here cuz it was for the events i used to run. we shot the shit for a bit

as a grown ass man, the last thing he told me was "behave yourself". guess i was a piece of work back then

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

The FAA wants to hire gamers to fill air traffic control jobs. The planes will land safely but the pilots are going to get called a bunch of slurs on the way down.

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

my old analyst is leaving for a job thats actually cool. i'm so happy for him. i'm sad we didnt get to spend more time solving problems together. but all i can do is salute the kid. well done

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

This is my Quant

[JPCampbellBiz @JP_Biz]

Ok brother, do you think you could make Outlook search work when you have a minute?

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

when i started working for him 2 years ago, he'd preface statements with "this is what i'd tell my sons" and then give advice. but i could tell he wanted to teach me life lessons

[ELITE BMI Era @destruhawk]

6 months ago while we were going through a work situation, my recently retired former boss told me that i need to be a smooth operator

asked him if he knew what else was smooth and then said "a wrecking ball"

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

Kids, I understand that raw dogging to you is slang for just "doing something without distractions or preparation" but please understand that's not how it's utilized for anyone over 30 and especially not to use it in professional conversations