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26. I’m the nicest asshole you’ll ever meet and somehow I got lucky and get to call the most amazing girl I’ve ever met mine

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Some people say tomato tom-ah-to, I say tomato potato. Same thing 🤷🏽‍♀️

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

This year will be spent on people who actually check up on me rather than those I’m always checking up on

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Lmao y’all I finally got my gf to watch greys and she be constantly be ballin like a baby. Now she can’t be callin me no bitch for cryin over this show 💁🏽‍♀️😂

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

One thing about me is I’ll tell it how it is no matter what, can’t say the same for most people tho 👀😎

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

My roommate and my car was rummaged through last night but nothing was taken? So confused. But I’m dead ass bout to set up a stakeout to see if they come back 😈

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

I really tried but k pop concerts are def not my vibe

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Breakfast pizza for the win

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Leave it to me to get a root canal on national root canal day 🫠😂

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Terrified with most drivers other than myself

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Oh and I almost got smashed by a falling pallet today during the truck unload…. Well technically yesterday and because I’m toxic I fucking laughed… I literally had no other response. 💀😂 I’m a mess for sure for sure.

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Bruuuhhh! This lady added me on snap and asked if I wanted to be a sugar baby and of course my girlfriend and I were like fuck yeah finally our big break! so we responded just to get fucking ghosted. Blocked Sugar mamma heather real fuckin quick 💁🏽‍♀️ship has sailed 💀😂

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Vegas trip in 2 weeks and I feel like instead of saving money I just keep spending it lmao 💀😂

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

After working in a smoothie place and going into one for the first time in forever the smell is so familiar and inviting. Love it 🤘🏽😭

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

She said “it was a little foggy and I bumped into the light post thingy” and my first thought was no big deal… then I got a picture and that was a lot more than a bump

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

So I basically say my girlfriend is a terrible driver everyday and today is the day I’ve been anticipating….. she ran my Jeep in to a light post because of “fog” 😭💀😭💀

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

The best part of moving back to Utah is not having so many bar and grills the worst part is not having all the bar and grills 😭😂 life is conflicting

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

So just listened to my sister and i’s karaoke song that got recorded on karaoke night and it totes got the bar fight that happened at the end in it

[ⅅⅇstⅈnⅇⅇ @desttineee]

Took me almost 3 years to adapt to the cold and I ain’t mad about readapting to those hot hot summers ☀️🔥