Morgan

[Morgan @deswanyay]

@bradendecker Context, You trying to shove and force me to deep throat a dog toy.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Morgan @deswanyay]

@bradendecker 😂😂 I hate you

[Morgan @deswanyay]

4 down.

[Morgan @deswanyay]

Stage name idea Elvis Parsley #funwithfood

[Morgan @deswanyay]

3 down

[Morgan @deswanyay]

@kenziSARGE HAPPY BURFDAY B! 🚖🚊🗽

[Morgan @deswanyay]

Band name idea...the beef wellingtones

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

[Morgan @deswanyay]

RIP Johnny Mac

[Morgan @deswanyay]

This time last year I was spending the first night of her life with EJB..we bonded over our insomnia. I love that girl can't believe she's 1

[Morgan @deswanyay]

@CoachBoggs maybe it's cause their teacher is too busy tweeting

[Morgan @deswanyay]

There are few things sadder in life then when a TV show gets cancelled.....#onlythegooddieyoung #TheMindyProject

[Morgan @deswanyay]

crash into me

[Morgan @deswanyay]

2 down

[Morgan @deswanyay]

First I saw white and gold...now I can only see black and blue.....and it's messing me up

[Morgan @deswanyay]

Like come on people...maybe you shouldn't let your kid run into people while pretending to be a cat #yourenotacat #obviously

[Morgan @deswanyay]

kids are running around my neighborhood saying lets party like its 1985 and one of em was like "woo football!!"..he doesn't get it #royals

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

You are what you eat. Hi, I'm pizza.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I’m still thinner than Santa.