Detective Gavin Reed

Detroit Police Department | 36 | He/Him | Tina made me do this

This is an RP account and therefore parody. This account is run by an adult. NSFW content. MDNI

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

Reed here. Tina thought this would be a good idea, be more social or whatever.

Send me stuff, I guess. I'll answer when I'm off duty.
https://t.co/dmDy8m4gVr

OOC//This is an RP account and should be treated as parody. The account owner is 30+; suggestive/NSFW content likely.

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@ConnorRK80051 //I already fucking said that...

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

//lowkey, idk what I'm doing with this account. Pretty sure the RK900 RP acct lost their login, and I'm not on speaking terms with the mun behind the Connor acct. so idk man. Maybe I'll just BS around with it, maybe I'll go private and revamp it with some other theme.

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@xreyyart Okay, hipster , chill

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

Using wired headphones in the big 2040 is braindead behaviour. I'll take the coffee and cig tho

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@xreyyart the headphone jack disappeared 15 years ago. genuinely, what are you plugging them into???

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

I'm trying to fucking work out Saffi jfc just move

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

whiskey

[Petal @petaldairies]

What's cheaper than therapy ???

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness mmmmMMMM I'll think about it 😤

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

who wants to crochet me a jockstrap?

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness You love me 😌

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

The 4 month old, partially fermented apple juice in the back of the fridge lookin' reaaaaal tasty right about now

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness But that would take away the mystery of how fat my cock is. Gotta keep people guessin', ya know

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness Well of course, you don't argue with yourself, Mr Specialised Military model

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness I am not wearing fucking LYCRA TIGHTS under my jeans 😡 Tina would clock that swish swish sound immediately

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness Can't be true, I argue with you all the time

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness I don't wanna chafe my cock. Also if I fall down chasing some asshole, I'm fucked.

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness //it fucking snitched on me omg HAHA

[Detective Gavin Reed @detGavinDPD]

@rk900_niness //your'e fine, I'm chillin dw