dom 🧸

20-something // MPH 💙🐏// HΞ 💖💚

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

cat parents will hear their cat go "mrrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the heating pad turned on"

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

the neurodivergent tendency to never initiate a conversation but be very social and bubbly when approached

[River @subhashaam_]

not now babe i am v busy contributing nothing in these back to back nonsense meetings

[julia @juumelo_]

when I have a husband he will let me be evil and tell me how beautiful I am allllll the time

[fahmeedx @fahmeedx]

lowkey jan and feb didn’t count this year
happy new years guys

[Jessica @amandajcxx]

unfortunately, I am the naked window neighbor😭

[• @yducknow]

when you forget what you were thinking about so you recreate the chain of thoughts that lead to that thought

[daz @MetamateDaz]

how can we reduce our use of AI and protect our planet if every time I google something it generates an automated AI response 😭

[ali 𑣲 @ibuprofenbarbii]

me when i mess up: u stupid bitch u just ruined ur entire life everyone hates u u can't do anything right ever

me when i succeed: okay

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i love talkative cats. yeah twin meow meow

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you

[! @sternpilled]

They are asking me to work at my job https://t.co/gTHfiraiLq

[Shezi @__Shezi]

We shouldn’t have resumed work this week. It honestly served nobody. We should have all just chilled and started next week.

[˚ʚ 𝑅𝐼𝒩𝒜 | رينا ɞ˚ @oatlyrina]

When the medication I'm taking has "loss of appetite" side effect

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

“Making my nerves bad”

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

This year has taught me that a good year can also be a hard year. I have held joy and pain in equal measure. The joy hasn't made it less painful & the pain hasn't made it less joyful. It’s the year I learnt what it means to hold all things in a delicate balance.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[Makara @Makara15]

I got things to do and quite frankly work is getting in the way